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So lastnight/thismorning I had a dream.
I was part of a goblin raiding party and we were on a cliff overlooking a human encampment. We were throwing tomatoes at them for lulz and they had no idea what the fuck was going on ("Why the fuck are tomatoes raining from the heavens?"). Then I was like dude, I bet I can hit that small girl and he bet me some of this gold we found that I couldnt. So I stand up and throw my best throw ever and I hit this small human girl, blonde hair, big eyes, pathetic weakling of a thing. Bullseye. And we were laughing our asses off when the human guards finally saw us and we ran away with our gold laughing.