Numbers, my gaydar does not work, assistance needed please

[drwaffles]

You're gay, what's the problem?

[Kuya]

If so I'd gladly give it to him. He's hot as hell :Q___

Or maybe not. I dont know I think that might make me a slut.

In other words, i'm right about this as i am about almost everything else. Enjoy being the neighborhood cum dumpster.

[drwaffles]

Oh right...

[Kuya]

Tosser.

Let me guess, wanker goes here?

[Antithesis]

You're wrong about that though. No way in hell am I the cum dumpster. I make sure anyone I do anything with they are virgins or I use like 4 Inch condoms. Im so afriad of STDs.

[Kuya]

He's not. He's a good friend of mine known him for bit. He's part of a big circle of friends so I doubt it is like that.

PS: Fixed it for you Kuya. Fuck all you do is look for grammatical errors.

I don't even live in American and i can get that shit right, you have no excuses, cuban pete.

[drwaffles]

America*.

[Antithesis]

America*.

You are officially my new god.

[Kuya]

It's kind of hard to defend yourself when you're perfectly satisfied with being used for a free blowjob without demanding the favour be returned.

[Kuya]

America*.

*United States of America. NO WHIMSICAL YOU WILL NOT WIN

[Antithesis]

It's kind of hard to defend yourself when you're perfectly satisfied with being used for a free blowjob without demanding the favour be returned.

I'd rather not give any response because anything I say will backfire at this point.

[drwaffles]

Would require a "the" before it in order to be grammatically correct in the context we're discussing.

[_chuchu]

Think he slowly wants to put you in the friend zone

[Kuya]

Think he slowly wants to put you in the friend zone

Doesn't work that way for men, you will either never touch eachother ever, or you will, and it will just depend on the circumstances.

[Lordwafik]

It's kind of hard to defend yourself when you're perfectly satisfied with being used for a free blowjob without demanding the favour be returned.

Maybe he thinks the blowjob will make the other guy fall in secret love with him, thus coming to him any time he needs action.

PS: Your friend's secret is gay, or a GIANT MILLIONAIRE. I hope he's a millionaire so I can have some of his money.

[Antithesis]

If its the latter I'll pay for your trip to the next fanfest waffles <3

[Kuya]

thus coming to him any time he needs action.

Of course he will, at least until he gets a gf who coughs up the goods on demand.

[Lordwafik]

If its the latter I'll pay for your trip to the next fanfest waffles <3

Why oh why would I want to go to a Fanfest?

[Kuya]

The discussion of gay and money reminds me of something important.

[Antithesis]

Why oh why would I want to go to a Fanfest?

Because Falisa will be there.