Fun with RMT live chat operators

[conan]

like all of you i have been spamed to death by brogame and other such companys with tells to buy gill i can get on my own, and wouldn't buy anyways ( i'm far to cheap to buy gill lol)
well here is my way of getting back at them at least a little bit. Everytime i reciece a tell i go to their live chat and waste as much of thier operators time as i can. I use to be very nasty about it but i find its more fun to be wierd now. This is a copy of my last chat, they sent it to my email lol. Hope you enjoy the reading. ^^


Copy of my live chat with Sweety of brogame.com

feedback to your service
General Info
Chat start time Mar 19, 2009 1:36:21 AM EST
Chat end time Mar 19, 2009 1:56:21 AM EST
Duration (actual chatting time) 00:20:00
Operator Sweety



Chat Transcript
info: Please wait for a site operator to respond.You are number '1' in the queue. Your wait time will be approximately '0'minute(s) and 11' seconds.
info: You are now chatting with 'Sweety'
Sweety: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
yourafag: why does your company love to spam my tells in game?
Sweety: Please hold on while checking at your order status. I will be with you in just a moment.. Thanks for waiting.
yourafag: i ask you every night to stop
yourafag: but every day more and more tells
Sweety: ok
Sweety: sorry for it
yourafag: and then the lovely insane caht i get from u all i very enjoyable
Sweety: ok
yourafag: is*
yourafag: so here i am to bother you liek you bother me
yourafag: tell me something please?
Sweety: yep
Sweety: I see
yourafag: why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8?
Sweety: ((
yourafag: dont you love it when someone bothers you whiel your trying to do something?
yourafag: cause i really do
Sweety: i don't
Sweety: yep
yourafag: it makes it so i can meet nice ppl like you
Sweety: thx
yourafag: i'll be back everytime i get a tell i wanna waste as much of your comapnys time as they annoy me and my friends
Sweety: ok
yourafag: so we will talk a lot i'm sure
Sweety: sorry for the trouble
yourafag: so are you married got any kids?
Sweety: no
yourafag: thats to bad
Sweety: yep
yourafag: kids are so much fun
yourafag: and tasty too^^
Sweety: yep
yourafag: heheh
Sweety: But I am youny
Sweety: I am only 20:D
Sweety: haha
Sweety: young*
yourafag: i bet this job bores the hell out of you
Sweety: haha
yourafag: i know your getting paid so i just wanna waste some of your comapnys money if thats ok with you
Sweety: ok
yourafag: sorry bout the tasteless name but im running out of stuff i have to come here so oftennow
Sweety: i see
yourafag: i was rather rude at first to the 1st few operators and for that i am sorry
yourafag: your only doing your job
Sweety: yep
yourafag: so i figure this works out better
Sweety: thx for your understanding^^
Sweety: :D
yourafag: ill be nice but ill cost your compay some money^^
Sweety: :D
yourafag: it works ou for both of us
Sweety: yep
yourafag: u get a break and i get to ammuse myself
Sweety: :D
yourafag: im very bored atm im sorry im camping kings on ffxi and its very boring
Sweety: ((
yourafag: then i got your companys tell and said what the hell ill go bother someone for fun
Sweety: ok
yourafag: its really good gear tho worth the effort
Sweety: ok
yourafag: but im sure u dont actually play any of these games
Sweety: :D
yourafag: i figure my next step is to start calling you comapmy
Sweety: ok
yourafag: it would be nice to hear a voice when i insanely ramble on
Sweety: ok
yourafag: i have a very nice speaking voice i am told i should be onthe raido a lot
Sweety: :D
yourafag: does that mean people think i'm to ugly for tv?
Sweety: no
yourafag: i mean why couldnt i do commercials? why is it always radio
Sweety: not sure
yourafag: tho it would be nice to get paid to talk don't you think
yourafag: oh thats silly you already do do that in a way lol
Sweety: lol
yourafag: maybe i should get a job with your comapny^^
Sweety: haha
Sweety: cool
yourafag: think theyd hire me i am a covicted drug trafficker and gun runner but that was the old me
yourafag: i have changed i swear
Sweety: :D
yourafag: i just want a second chance i'm a nice guy really
Sweety: haha
yourafag: if u get past all the illegal stuff >.<
Sweety:
yourafag: you think you could put in a good word for me?
Sweety:
Sweety: not sure
yourafag: id liek to think we're friends now^^
yourafag: you seem pleasent
Sweety: yep
Sweety: haha
Sweety: thx
yourafag: but you dont seem to talk a lot
yourafag: very direct and to the point i liek that
Sweety: sorry
Sweety: I am so busy
yourafag: its a good quality it'll get you far in life
yourafag: i know hehe sorry
Sweety: talking with 8 guys at the same time
Sweety:
Sweety: np
Sweety: hehe
yourafag: its ok
Sweety: :D
yourafag: i bet im the most entertaing of tehm tho
Sweety: do u have msn
Sweety: so we can talk there,ok~
yourafag: sorry its late here my tyoing is bad right now
Sweety: ok
yourafag: lol
Sweety: np
Sweety: lol
yourafag: i'm gonna go to bed now
Sweety: cool
yourafag: it was nice chatting with you
Sweety: good night:D
Sweety: same
Sweety: have a sweet dream^^
Sweety: haha
yourafag: i hoe i get you next time i have to waste some of brogames money
yourafag: hope*
Sweety: :D
Sweety: Btw, would you mind spending 10 second to fill out a survey about this chat in order to improve our service? Thanks ^_^
yourafag: have a goodnight
Sweety: :D
yourafag: sure why not
Sweety: Thanks a lot, plz click “Close”, not ”X” .then u will see exit survey , Your time is highly appreciated ^_^ Have a good time :D
Sweety: My buddies,cya=)
yourafag: np have a good night and take a break u deserve 1
Sweety: :D
yourafag: you work to hard for someone so pretty
yourafag: hehehe
yourafag: lol good night
Sweety: yep


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[Vandole]

you're a fucking badass

[Zragnarok]

We need more ppl doing it

[Celebrindor]

I can't believe they stayed on the chat after the hotdog question....one which has always bothered me as well.

Next time mention why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.......

[bombard]

My Hero.


You wasted 30 minutes of both your lives.

[Gergall]

Lol they asked for your MSN screen name! Granted it's probably a manthra but you still should have pursued that just to see where it leads.

[Kipling]

While the Hotdog comment was pretty funny, I think I laughed more at Vandole's Colbert sig, lol.

[Spekkio]

i wonder if we could create a bot to spam their live chat representatives. considering the intelligence of most live support operators, passing a turing test would be fairly easy i'd imagine.

[Darlin]

Ury, I miss you!!!!!

Ury, you should try to chat with the RMT. Tell them some Rich and Vey stories.

[_chuchu]

i wonder if we could create a bot to spam their live chat representatives. considering the intelligence of most live support operators, passing a turing test would be fairly easy i'd imagine.

Tempted to do this

[conan]

well now on to pcgamer.com they werent near as fun. Amy hates my btw and i always get here on this site. I was very nasty the 1st few times we chated and the last time i tried she would dissconnect when she would enter the room, that went on fro at least 30 mins lol. not as good as the first 1 but i had just got up and wasnt in my prime. I'll try much harder next set i promise^^


Chat Transcript

Visitor: jeff
Operator: Amy
Company: pcgamerusa
Started: 19 Mar 2009 8:39:22
Finished: 19 Mar 2009 8:50:10

jeff:
jeff:
jeff:
* Call accepted by operator Amy. Currently in room: jeff, Amy.
Amy: hello
Amy: hi
jeff: hi i have a question
jeff: why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8?
jeff: why does your company insist on spamming my tells in game?
Amy: ?
jeff: well your company is wasting my time thought id come here and do the same
jeff: weve talked before you may remember
jeff: probably not idk i ask a simple favor and your comapny cant do it
jeff: stop fucking spaming my tells you donkey fuckers
jeff: youll be hearing from a lot of us, we have decided if your comapny wants to spam us we will return the favor
jeff: do you enjoy working for a company that has no morals or values?
jeff: it says a lot about you as a person who you work for you know
jeff: you could do better then this get yourself a real job youd be happier
jeff: no answer today amy?
jeff: cant we be freinds?
jeff: i feel like i know you we chat almost everyday now
jeff: last time you were so mean tho
jeff: you wouyldnt talk to me kept leaving chat before i could even say hio
jeff: it mad me sad
jeff: ; ;
Amy: hi
jeff: thats better^^
jeff: so how are you doing today?
jeff: im doing ok myself really bored, some company keeps sending me tells tho and id makes my heart so sad
jeff: i fell like theres nothing left for me
jeff: i think ill go jump off a tall building now and just end it all
jeff: i cant take the tells anymore
jeff: would you like to join me?
jeff: itll be fun and i wont fell so lonely anymore^^



BTW my names not jeff not even close to it i just really liek the movie the Big Lebowski amd i figured shed drop chat from "the Dude" lol

[Massimo]

Cool story, Jeff.

[Karshe]

Apparently it's only funny when they talk back to you...

[Cream Soda]

info: Please wait for a site operator to respond.You are number '1' in the queue. Your wait time will be approximately '0'minute(s) and 8' seconds.
info: You are now chatting with 'Rain'
MrGoodDick: Hello
Rain: Hello, nice to meet you! How may I help you?
MrGoodDick: I was playing FFXI on Fairy server and Berndwaltergae, a representative of your company sent me an advertisement to your website. I've asked you guys in the past not to contact my character, but I just got contacted again
Rain: Oh,I see
MrGoodDick: It is really a turn off when I am trying to cyber with my Galkan friend and I get a message asking me to spend money. When I saw it, I first believed it was from him and I felt like a prostitute
Rain: Why are you sure that's our agent ?
MrGoodDick: "=www.brogame.com=Cheap FFXI Gil huge stock
MrGoodDick: said your website in the message
Rain: oh
Rain: I am sorry for that
MrGoodDick: I understand that you are just doing your job, but I don't appriciate the company itself reaching out in such a manner on multiple occasions when I've already asked them to stop. Is there any way you can let them know I would not like to be contacted again?
Rain: Ok
MrGoodDick: Since I live in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal, if I am low on gil, I just give a few rim jobs and my friends will give me enough gil to buy what I need.
Rain: I will tell them
MrGoodDick: Thank you, sir.
MrGoodDick: Would you happen to know what the meaning of life is?
Rain: You are welcome
Rain: Understood
Rain: I am sorry
MrGoodDick: oh ; ;
MrGoodDick: Thanks again for your time. I can't really afford gil, I have to sell my body instead of using cash. I hope you can understand my dilema
Rain: You are welcome
Rain: Hope we can do the business
MrGoodDick: If you accept blow jobs or anal, we sure can ~_^

[Militant]

MrGoodDick, lmfao.

[Cream Soda]

I had a mule named that once, was jailed within 2 minutes of birth. Don't even think anyone saw me.

[Kipling]

Ury, I miss you!!!!!

Ury, you should try to chat with the RMT. Tell them some Rich and Vey stories.

LOL, Dar <33333

[Silenka]

Ok I won't lie this thread made me LOL.

[conan]

well here a better one sorry for the lame last post ; ;

brogame again

info: Please wait for a site operator to respond.You are number '1' in the queue. Your wait time will be approximately '0'minute(s) and 1' seconds.
info: You are now chatting with 'Amanda'
monkeyballs: hello?
Amanda: hi
monkeyballs: have a few questions
monkeyballs: your company
monkeyballs: do they respect peoples requests?
Amanda: what can i do for you ?
monkeyballs: well you see i play a mmorpg called ffxi
monkeyballs: and your company seems to enjoy spaming me
Amanda: have you make the order ?
monkeyballs: i have come here everyday for at least a week now and asked for you to remove me
Amanda: let me check your order
Amanda: wait for a moment
monkeyballs: see thats where you are mistaken
Amanda: could you give me your order code ?
monkeyballs: i dont want nor need your gil or tells
monkeyballs: wow your a fast one arent you
Amanda: yes
monkeyballs: question
monkeyballs: does your family tree have branches?
Amanda: if we have the stock we will deliver the gold to you as fast as we can
Amanda: yes
monkeyballs: hmm do you suffer from down syndrome?
monkeyballs: im being for real here
Amanda: what ?
monkeyballs: well i have asked simple requests from your company
monkeyballs: everyday at least once a day
monkeyballs: for you to stop spaming my character in game
Amanda: why yo u ask so many questions ?
monkeyballs: this would seem like a simple request
Amanda: ok i will tell our guys not to do that
monkeyballs: cause i never get a good answer
monkeyballs: yeah like the last 10 ppl i have chated with
Amanda: what is your p roblem
Amanda:
monkeyballs: that you basicly telemarket me in game for shit i neither need nor want
monkeyballs: question
monkeyballs: why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Amanda: ok i know
Amanda: i will tell our guys dont to disturb you
monkeyballs: see thats the thing
monkeyballs: i hear this everynight
Amanda: ok i know
Amanda: i will tell them dont do that anymore
Amanda: sorry for the inconvenice
monkeyballs: and who excatly are you going to tell them to stop spaming?
Amanda: yes our manger will tell them
Amanda: dont worry
monkeyballs: are we speaking the same language?
Amanda: yes we are
monkeyballs: who are you going to tell them to stop spaming you dont even know who i am
monkeyballs: then you must have a head injury i assume
Amanda: i know your charactrer name
monkeyballs: and that is?
monkeyballs: and what server do i play on?
Amanda: we wil tell our guys about your name and dont to disturb you
monkeyballs: and why dont pigs have wings so they dont bumb their asses when the jump
monkeyballs: but who will you tell them to stop bothering
monkeyballs: thats what im curious about
Amanda: i said our manger will do that
monkeyballs: but who am i?
Amanda: i will tell your problem to our manger
monkeyballs: how do you propose to tell them to stop spaming me if you dont know who i am
Amanda: you are monkeyballs
Amanda: i k now you are monkeyballs
monkeyballs: lolololol
Amanda:
monkeyballs: umm do you really think they would allow a char with that name?
monkeyballs: and what server does my monkeyballs play on?
Amanda: you can give me your real neme
monkeyballs: these are improtant questions you should ask if your really trying to help
monkeyballs: can you give me yours?
Amanda: could you give me real name ?
monkeyballs: its john jacob jingle himer schmidt
monkeyballs: is that your name too?
monkeyballs: i bet it is
Amanda: [email protected] you can contact her
monkeyballs: lisetn you seem to be almost intelligent
Amanda: i know you are most clever
monkeyballs: thank you
monkeyballs: why do you work for such a sleaze bag company?
Amanda: my pleasure
Amanda: sercet
Amanda: secret
monkeyballs: im assuming mickey d's wasnt hireing
monkeyballs: tey do hire ppl with special needs like yourself
Amanda:
monkeyballs: maybe you can answer this for me the last agent couldnt
Amanda: really ?
monkeyballs: why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8?
Amanda: i dont know what is your meaning
monkeyballs: this has always bothered me and i would love to know your opinion
monkeyballs: well when you buy a pack of hotdogs
monkeyballs: they are packed in packages of 10
monkeyballs: and then you get buns and there is only 8
monkeyballs: im always left holding 2 weiners with no buns
monkeyballs: i was wondering if you knew why they do that?
Amanda: you can contact msn which i show you
Amanda: i am not in charge of this
monkeyballs: well maybe you can answer this for me your very smart
Amanda: i really dont know
monkeyballs: how many animals did moses ake on the arc i cant remember?
Amanda: i swear i dont know
monkeyballs: take*
monkeyballs: hmm and i had you peged for some sort of genius
monkeyballs: im sorry
Amanda: it doesnt matter
Amanda: anything i can do for you ?
monkeyballs: well good luck with the down syndrome you have my deepest sympathys
Amanda:
monkeyballs: i sincerly hope your building is in a terrible earthquake and you are the only survivor
monkeyballs: you and sweety she was very nice to me last night
Amanda: thank you very much
monkeyballs: well i think we have gotten to the bottom of all this for sure i feel so much better now
Amanda: you are a nice man
monkeyballs: one more question real fast
monkeyballs: what is the meaning of life?
Amanda: to adapt the life
monkeyballs: adapt to what?
monkeyballs: in breeding?
monkeyballs: im mnore confused then ever now
monkeyballs: more*
monkeyballs: i should never have asked im sorry
Amanda: adapt my enviroment
monkeyballs: well i plan to return everytime i get a tell from your company and i will be sure to email your boss tahk you for giving me and my freinds the email addsress to address this problem at
monkeyballs: oh to your inviroment i see
monkeyballs: so it is imbreeding thank you
Amanda: glad to server you
monkeyballs: inbreeding* wow my typing is very bad
monkeyballs: glad to be servered by you
Amanda: it doesnt mtter
monkeyballs: we will talk more in the future im sure of it
Amanda: wish you have a nice day
Amanda: good lucky
monkeyballs: you as well gl in life
monkeyballs: your gonna need it kid^^

[conan]

[QUOTE=conan;2584531]
Amanda: [email protected] you can contact her
thank you so much for your managers email i'm sure we will all use this a lot!!!!

please feel free to use this add to sumbit your complaints and questions i know i will ^^