Day

[Conrad]

Is this you?

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If so, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter and expand your business to the South Jersey area.

[Day]

Can't see it at work but sure!

[Charismatic]

A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the men’s room and take a huge shit. I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom. I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Northern VA. I currently have 3 businesses that I’m waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure I’m the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if it’s a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card.

[Olo401]

This dude should be in the Guiness Book.

[Kiarax]

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What the fuck is this shit?

[Dimmauk]

A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the men’s room and take a huge shit. I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom. I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Northern VA. I currently have 3 businesses that I’m waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure I’m the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if it’s a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card.

You sir are a toilet terrorist! Keep up the good work.

[Charismatic]

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What the fuck is this shit?

Awesome is what it is.

[Kiarax]

There is no maximum amount, you can fuck me as many times as you want within the agreed upon timeframe. To encourage you to do this as often as possible only vaginal penetration is allowed until you've done that at least 12 times at which point you can use my ass if you like.

[Charismatic]

Sweet, where do we meet?

[Dimmauk]

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What the fuck is this shit?

Sounds awesome! A live pocket pussy!

[Ohaigaiz]

lol

[Dimmauk]

Also, if you like the sound of this but think you wouldn't be able to have sex that much then I'm open to you and a friend sharing the job.

lol

[AkashiXI]

That is the best CL trolling for weeabos evar

[Antec]

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Why didn't you send the pics, Moots?

[Skjie]

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What the fuck is this shit?

Fuck, that's 15 minutes from my house.

[Charismatic]

You a hentai fan?

[Kiarax]

As if that matters, you stick some hentai on and fuck the girl as much as you like. You don't even have to pay attention to that shit.

[Charismatic]

But if she notices you're not paying attention to the hentai she will end it all, so I guess you'd be forced to fuck her in positions where she's unable to see your face which kind of limits things.

Meh.

[Charismatic]

I guess I couldn't complain, doggystyle ain't ever been bad.

[Ohaigaiz]

She said missionary is cool