Create a MTG Card..

[Awoir]

Bluegartr Remnants
Legendary Nonbasic Land
T: Add UB to your mana pool.
2,T: Look at target player's hand and choose a creature, sorcery, or land card there. You may either play that card as an instant (creatures and lands come into play under your control), OR remove it from the game, then search all players' libraries, hands and graveyards for the same card and remove them from the game.

The background check is perfect for weeding out bad server transfers, or just blowing up a reputation.

Kalu you inspired me! Next: I Got Nuttin'/Banding is Dumb (split card maybe?)

I Got Nuttin' 1BB
Instant
Unband any Banded creatures, those creatures may no longer Band.

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Banding is Dumb 3BB
Instant
Send all creatures with Banding, and any creature they are banded to to the graveyard.

No really, it's retarded

Next card: Sonomaa

[aurik]

Sonomaa
5RR
Legendary Creature - Cat
7/3
When Sonomaa comes into play, return all Spiders from all graveyards to their owners hands.
Tap Sonomaa: destroy target tapped creature if it has power 2 or less.
Sacrifice Sonomaa: destroy target legendary bovine. Place all bovines in play in their owners graveyard. Until the end of the turn, spider creature spells may be cast as instants without paying the mana cost.

Next card: Ragns


(also, the design for Epic Fail made me laugh)