The no texting rule.

[Genosync]

what the fuck, people do that on texts?

so glad no one I know does that shit

[deivi]

it's always a friend's gf

[Genosync]

obviously she just wants you to get laid man, she just cares

that's a pretty cool friend's gf, giving you that awesome opportunity to be able to make magic happen and your crush text you because you forwarded a chain... text?

[AkashiXI]

Lemmie check the last one I got...

Okay I got two

"FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: 2 more days till my birthday.... WOW!"

^ friend of mine

"FWD: FWD: FWD: A horny husband help his wife setup apassword 4 a computer. He typed: MYPENIS. She fell on the floor laughin when it said ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH"

^ girl I know in school. HAHA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHERHERHWERHWERIWERIUFSDHIF

[deivi]

"FWD: FWD: FWD: A horny husband help his wife setup apassword 4 a computer. He typed: MYPENIS. She fell on the floor laughin when it said ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH"F

oh yea those too:

FWD:FWD:FWD: there's a story on the news about a crazed drunk man running naked through the streets and throwing rocks @ cars. do you need me to come pick you up again?!?



harharharhar

[Khamsin]

Don't tell someone "I don't want any texting", that just sounds stupid. Just let them figure it out when they text you and you don't respond until 4 hours later.

I text, but I text only when I'm not busy with something else or out doing something. That, and most of the time, my phone is on silence so I won't even know I have a text (or a call) until later.

When I get home from work, or when I get home in the evening after being out with friends, I'll look at my phone and respond to a text I got 4 hours ago. And if they respond then, chances are I won't even respond to that until the next day.

Texting is for when you have a brief message or question to convey that's not quite worth making a phone call over, but isn't enough to make up an entire conversation. It's not for conversations (or arguments) themselves.

[Kuya]

nigger technology

I have a problem with this. You see, my friend, it implies that niggers are useless, which is absolutely untrue and racist. Are you racist? We can only hope not, therefore niggers are not useless, and therefore nigger technology is not useless. Have you ever seen char or mizango be useless!? Then sir, i ask you to take back what you implied and realize that niggers can be productive members of society too, like char and mizango.

[Ivve]

nigger technology

give up, i tried this once and nobody here had a clue.

the easy answer to your question is stop fucking texting her. if she bothers you enough, block her number. if you want to stay "friends" or at least still talk to her, you clearly need to set up some boundaries. don't bother to tell her no texting, just next time she texts you about something asinine, let her know it. man up.

her >> why didn't you text me when you left
you >> because you're not my fucking girlfriend and i don't answer to you. back off.

problem solved

[Shiroikage]

I still say the underlying problem is that he is an asshole.

[Tricen]

Put your dick in her mouth. She wont be able to talk. Give her a sponge and some soap and point to the kitchen, she wont be able to text. Problem solved, quit being a pussy and smack some sense into her.

[Tricen]

With your dick.

[Tricen]

All of your dicks.

[Shiroikage]

But your dick in her mouth.

wut

[Tricen]

You always go ass to mouth.

[Kaludneisucks]

nigger technology

^

[Okan]

Hate texting women. My male friends is generally a quick convo, "You going to the bar tonight?" and I respond "yes/no" and I'll get the appropriate response of "See you there" or "God, you're gay" respectively.

Women turn it in to some long drawn out conversation about what they'll do when they are there, what they'll drink, who they'll talk to, and it just doesn't stop. Then you get to the bar and THEY ARE STILL FUCKING TEXTING PEOPLE.

So yeah... I pretty much ignore texts now. Actually, almost only using texts for twitter purposes.

[Zilong]

I have a problem with this. You see, my friend, it implies that niggers are useless, which is absolutely untrue and racist. Are you racist? We can only hope not, therefore niggers are not useless, and therefore nigger technology is not useless. Have you ever seen char or mizango be useless!? Then sir, i ask you to take back what you implied and realize that niggers can be productive members of society too, like char and mizango.

Don't start trippin' and shit, calling me a racist, because I don't mean "nigger" in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker.

[Deejay]

well shit, i be textin my ass off. shit, bitches like textin n shit I bee textin dem all da time. matta fact, i be textin my weed man too cuz u know he dont like to be on the phone n shit so i text em. yup

[Charismatic]

case in point

[Bagel]

I sent that bitch a smiley face.
Bitches love smiley faces.