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[Elvis]

wtf i just had a dream where i was walking through a sewer with a shotgun. turned the corner along a long pathway and then saw a bunch of giant cockroaches, a licker, and a tank from L4D. got ambushed and 'took off my headphones' and they all then disappeared.

then 2 friends from highschool (I'm in graduate school now) pass me by in this sewer and greet me. but then we're interrupted by fucking Wesker and he's like you litterin' my hallway brah? and im like, this is a fucking sewer, jackass!

but he won't let me 'leave' which begs the question where id actually go, since im in a sewer infested by giant cockroaches, RE5 monsters and a tank from L4D..

so my friends bail me out by saying we're going to a jurassic 5 show (wtf?) and Wesker almost lets us leave until my 10th grade Spanish teacher (she was from costa rica and was a ginormous bitch) shows up and starts singing the theme song from this show we had to watch every friday about a spanish family in mexico (the one where the patriarch dies leaving a last mission of finding his long lost son, to the family lawyer or something, hence beginning the long series)...

cocaine's a hell of a drug

[Elvis]

oh and i had some strawberry toaster strudels just now and they were FABU LOUS