Random Complaint Thread

[Correction]

I hope a dog eats your babies and a black man rapes your mother.

Heard most of this in this voice:

http://i55.tinypic.com/2gtvjv6.jpg

[Tajin]

If you said that in trade it could have been anyone reporting you, or multiple reports.

[Mortilox]

Friend of mine got feared by Magmadar in MC and ran out of the map and fell to his death. What's worse is how far away the fucking spirit healer is.

[Tajin]

Soooooooooo... Anubarak in AN HC now requires 455 skinning ._. Time to make me sum gathering gloves.

Edit: \/ yep me bad

[Norellicus]

You mean 455?

[Correction]

Why

THE FUCK

Are people so horrifyingly bad at staying behind Kai'ju Gahz'rilla? His hitbox is the size of Detroit. His only dangerous abilities hit people in front of him. And yet 9/10 times I'll get a healer dancing in front of him, getting hit by breath/frozen solid, or dps who fucking hang out by his front paws like he's motherfucking Fafnir.

[Tajin]

I always pull him so I'm standing at the archway, everyone else ends up behind him or just goes behind, haven't had any problems with that.

[The Stig]

Why

THE FUCK

Are people so horrifyingly bad at staying behind Kai'ju Gahz'rilla? His hitbox is the size of Detroit. His only dangerous abilities hit people in front of him. And yet 9/10 times I'll get a healer dancing in front of him, getting hit by breath/frozen solid, or dps who fucking hang out by his front paws like he's motherfucking Fafnir.

Hahahaha. We're so fucked in Cata if a simple boss like that people screw up on.

Random note, while tanking, I find melee cannot move out of the flames. Not sure if this is a side effect of being too reliant on DBM, but the future don't look so good

[Siniroth]

Deathwing doesn't want revenge on anything, he's just pissed Arthas made everyone forget how the fuck to play

[Despain]

Deathwing doesn't want revenge on anything, he's just pissed Arthas made everyone forget how the fuck to play

Dear God, haha.

[Correction]

It's going to be so bad for tanks/healers in the early round of 85 heroics it's not even funny. Tempted to server transfer off Kilrogg to a server with people I know don't make a living sucking at WoW. I'm already tired of having to save lives on Flamelash by kiting the boss in a zigzag across the room, only to have healers cry that I'm out of range, or melee cry that I'm moving the boss away from their autoattacks. Going to be worse when you're the only man in a 5-man with any situational awareness and the rest of the muppets are mashing their foreheads into their keyboards and dying, then blaming you.

[Khelek]

^Why I play with friends and blist anyone showing any sign of retardation (usually that just means anyone saying anything in trade that hasn't to do with selling/buying).

[Eaglestrike]

Yeah, I'm actually quite worried about Cata now, since it seems my friends aren't returning to Cata. Or at least the main guy I'd play with isn't, not sure about the rest. So I no longer have any friends to play with unless I go alliance and play with a homo.

[Siniroth]

It's going to be so bad for tanks/healers in the early round of 85 heroics it's not even funny. Tempted to server transfer off Kilrogg to a server with people I know don't make a living sucking at WoW. I'm already tired of having to save lives on Flamelash by kiting the boss in a zigzag across the room, only to have healers cry that I'm out of range, or melee cry that I'm moving the boss away from their autoattacks. Going to be worse when you're the only man in a 5-man with any situational awareness and the rest of the muppets are mashing their foreheads into their keyboards and dying, then blaming you.

This is why my lock shall be my main, it's hard to blame a dps that isn't dying, at top of meters, and not pulling threat randomly (omg guyz reading omen and soul shattering responsibly is hard)

[Tajin]

^ lmao same goes for my hunter (though I'm not top of dps >.>)

[Qalbert]

I'm sure it's been said before, and I know I've been guilty of it at least once because of doing AH stuff too slow, but i hate when you get a dungeon and someone doesn't ready up and you don't get in

[Norellicus]

Trade chat last night:

lolikilu: wats better for dk tank blod or frost
a dozen people: if you don't know by looking at it, go kill yourself
whiteknight: forget them. blood is ok but frost is better for aoe.
me: whiteknight, parroting something you read on EJ six months ago does not count as advice
whiteknight: lol stfu noob

whiteknight is a level 15 hunter, by the way.

[Tajin]

hahaha

[Correction]

This motherfucking game...

60 people AOEing elementals in stormwind? No problem.

3rd pull of trash in the Sarsarun encounter? Disconnect, 3 minutes spent logging back in, kicked out of group and in...Dalaran with my hearth on CD.

[Eaglestrike]

People that take low levels BG's super srs. I'm a prot paladin, level 14 granted, but full BoA's, greens in every slot I can with stam. I only manage 700hp like this. There are rogues with 1400+ hp I'm going against. Seriously? Why all the effort/gold spent on stuff you'll be past in a couple days?