Fapworthy WS, SC, or MB damage III: I critted both hits.

[Demosthenes11]

bravura war should be outdamaging you by a lot more than that
also, your cor was abysmal

[Anomander]

bravura war should be outdamaging you by a lot more than that
also, your cor was abysmal

Exactly what I was thinking, and your cor should be shot.

[StevenW]

bravura war should be outdamaging you by a lot more than that
also, your cor was abysmal

I couldn't tell if he was trying his absolute hardest, but he macro'd in/out gear for TP and WS, etc, also only used Metatron Torment sometimes, for some reason. Also, he was /nin. lol I was nothing short of amazed.

[Demosthenes11]

I couldn't tell if he was trying his absolute hardest, but he macro'd in/out gear for TP and WS, etc, also only used Metatron Torment sometimes, for some reason. Also, he was /nin. lol I was nothing short of amazed.

OH MY GOD MACROS FOR TP AND WS!?
shit war if he used metatron more than a few times and subbed nin...

[StevenW]

OH MY GOD MACROS FOR TP AND WS!?
shit war if he used metatron more than a few times and subbed nin...

Lol, I only mentioned that because you'd be shocked at how many people on bismarck don't even change gear for WS. (even players with relic weapons)

[Demosthenes11]

I'm well aware bismarck has more gimps than most servers, especially amongst hnm shells there

[Ohaigaiz]

Yes I do, I also read posts from trolls telling me to parse against a very good dd.

telling the truth about something when someone clearly can't see how ridiculous they're being in a jerk way is trolling? nigga you trolling

[StevenW]

Well, I have a new record. 2009. Strange number.

Trancekuja - SAM (Dc'ed....)
Golgon - WAR with G.axe
Shenever - COR

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...789/FFXI/1.jpg
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...210_080930.jpg

Also, round 2 with the Bravura WAR, he repped our missing SAM. I gave it my all and managed to come out just barely on top... keeping in mind he's still /nin.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...789/FFXI/2.jpg

Included a pic of Metatron torment and non-berserk Penta thrust doing almost identical damage just for shits n' giggles
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...210_083353.jpg

[Ohaigaiz]

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR EVERYDAY BIRD PARSE

[StevenW]

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR EVERYDAY BIRD PARSE

You were the first to show in the thread. Obviously you care.

[NynJa]

These arent e-peen numbers. I'd do it, but I'm too lazy to printscreen and encircle over and over, but the thread title is "fapworthy WS, SC or MB damage". Your numbers are shit, very fucking pathetic shit. You have a bard and a cor, 2009 shouldnt be your max, it should be closer to your average. 1k average penta for bard/cor backline is PATEHETIC. I think my naked unmerited sam can do better. I'm repeating whats been said over and over, I dont care, your numbers suck.

[StevenW]

These arent e-peen numbers. I'd do it, but I'm too lazy to printscreen and encircle over and over, but the thread title is "fapworthy WS, SC or MB damage[/b]". Your numbers are shit, very fucking pathetic shit. You have a bard and a cor, 2009 shouldnt be your max, it should be closer to your average. 1k average penta for bard/cor backline is PATEHETIC. I think my naked unmerited sam can do better. I'm repeating whats been said over and over, I dont care, your numbers suck.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[NynJa]

IF I go suicide myself to a greater colibri, to prove my point, will you stop posting your pathetic pictures?

[Shirai]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Step 1: Go to page 1.
Step 2: Start reading.
Hopefully there will be a step 3.

[Argettio]

I have to agree Ohaigaiz.

Notice how you are the only one in the party that mentioned your damage? Considering how nearly any decent 2handed DD (w/o piercing bonus) can spike to those sort of number (especially if they are eating meat).

The correct way to post was:

SAM/WAR, Penta, Hasso (?), Crap sushi +1, Berserk (?): 2009

A good Pole SAM with the right buffs will average ~1500 (lights the soda/veg signal), so you are over 500 damage of good SAM...

[Andradi]

So is a 1941 Guillo-teen on a lolbird even worth mentioning? Mithkabob, Chaos, Hunter's (nfi about this, I did ask for cor) souleater, idk about hasso. I don't have any of these fancy 'piercing bonuses' but then again my gear is 'kind of crappy'.

Also if I partied with a SAM that averaged 1500 pentas I'd be pretty happy, SAMs that actually know which end of a polearm to hold are pretty unusual over here.

[StevenW]

I have to agree Ohaigaiz.

Notice how you are the only one in the party that mentioned your damage? Considering how nearly any decent 2handed DD (w/o piercing bonus) can spike to those sort of number (especially if they are eating meat).

The correct way to post was:

SAM/WAR, Penta, Hasso (?), Crap sushi +1, Berserk (?): 2009

A good Pole SAM with the right buffs will average ~1500 (lights the soda/veg signal), so you are over 500 damage of good SAM...

You're right, if our bard didn't start playing double march claiming "too strong" (Japanese player...don't know what she meant) when I asked why, then maybe I would have.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...I/Untitled.jpg

[The_OG_Nelta]

So is a 1941 Guillo-teen on a lolbird even worth mentioning? Mithkabob, Chaos, Hunter's (nfi about this, I did ask for cor) souleater, idk about hasso. I don't have any of these fancy 'piercing bonuses' but then again my gear is 'kind of crappy'.

Also if I partied with a SAM that averaged 1500 pentas I'd be pretty happy, SAMs that actually know which end of a polearm to hold are pretty unusual over here.

Look what you guys did, scared people into posting SS's about their damage enough to where they have to ask if its good enough.
shame shame.

[Tsuko_Asura]

You're right, if our bard didn't start playing double march claiming "too strong" (Japanese player...don't know what she meant) when I asked why, then maybe I would have.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...I/Untitled.jpg

Stupid buffs are stupid

[StevenW]

Stupid buffs are stupid

Tell me about it...