I'm

[Ryko]

...a super fighting robot from the year twenty ten
On a quest from dr light to make the city safe again
See all these robots were created to make the planet safe
Till Dr. Wily Double Crossed us and set fire to the place
Dr. Wily had other plans - To take over this bitch
Re-programmed my brother and stole all them shits
My name is Mega Man, on my jet dog Rush.
Got a cannon arm for y'all to keep your mouth shut.

Ve interrupt your program vith terrible news
Dr. Light has been kidnapped by... GUESS WHO?!
DR. WILY THAT'S WHO, I'M COMIN AFTER YOU, TOO!
(Wrong) Hahahahahahahahahaha, you're doomed.

Thanks, Wily! S'not like I got shit to do...
Why not waste all of my energy fuckin with you?
C'mon Rush we gotta go and save Dr. Light
And teach Dr. Wily the wrong from the right, alright?

Hey bro, Proto man here. So what's up?
I got 8 of my buddies built for messin' you up
But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that bro
I gotta fly. Hope you're ready to go.

If I'm gonna win I'll have to upgrade my shit
Remember when I beat 'em, steal their power chips.
Charge my power beam when I enter the room
And then boom brrrrr-boom boom boom, boom boom
To the windows, to the walls, til the sweat drips from my balls
I'm beatin' ya down to the fuckin' ground, got a mega busta for ya all.
Cmon!

Metal man will rock your shit
You're hit, don't you forget it bitch
Throw a saw blade into your face
Let's face it you will taste my razor blades
(Um whatever you're the first boss, bitch. I don't even need a special power to take your shit)
Yeah you're right, I'm no big deal.
(One shot with my arm cannon and your power's a steal--DEAD)

[Mega Man: I'm coming to get you fucker!
Wood Man: Fuck yourself]

Hey there freak, these freakin' woods are mine
The name's Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines.
(Bitch I upgraded my cannon with some metal blades for ya
Fuck "Mega Man" I'm a Forest Destroya)
You'll never get past my freakin' shield of leaves
(I'm mega man punk, don't you know me? Believe it)
I guess I'll just throw the freakin thing at your ass
(Jump over that shit and then your ass is grass--DEAD)

[2 Down, 6 more to go!
Beat you in a flash bitch there ya--FLASH!]

(Uhhh...)You fool.
Flash man in the house, and I'm breakin the rules.
(No fair. I'm frozen in the air!)
Time's on my side, no time to spare.
(Bout to shoot these metal blades in your face
Put all of wily's robots in their place)
Leave you there so long you rust
When I'm done here all that'll be left is dust
My time to shine cuz I'm better than most
The trendsetter with the blue suit, you're toast.
(Ummmm.... I got a blue suit too?
At least I'm not as silly as you
I'm gonna throw this metal blade and cut a hole in your ass
I think I'll have my dog Rush take a picture of that--DEAD)

The name's Bubble Man and I got somethin' to sa--DEAD
[I'm not fuckin' with you]

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane.
It's Air Man, bitch! And I'm bringin the pain.
I got a fan installed in my grill, no lie.
I'm gonna blow your ass straight off the map, goodbye.

Beat ya, breathe ya, make ya CO2
Blow all you want, my leaf shield repels you.
So blow me phony, your whole act's baloney
You don't even pose a threat, I'm not frettin' it homie
(Shit, I'm as useless as bubble man)
Man that's fuckin pathetic, my leaves jammed your fan--DEAD

I'll sneak up and hit ya like a fuckin' tornado
Puttin crash man in the trash can like yesterday's tomatoes (C'mon now)
Crashin' the party, it's mega man baby. [Mega man's in the house]
(Quit messin' around) It's all gravy!

I will fuck you up
I'monna fuck you up Mega Man
You can't catch me
(Totally told your ass I ain't messin' around)
I will throw a bomb
and then I will jump around
What's that sound I hear?
(That shit's the wind and it's pull ya down)

I'm quick man, dressed in red
I got a yellow boomerang attached to my head
(Look without the guilt, I'll fuckin drink ya with milk
For trying to destroy this planet we built)
Oh c'mon mega, don't be sour
(What I lack in speed I make up for in POWER)
You can't touch my turbo skill
(With my crash bomb I'm comin' in for the kill--DEAD)

Anyone got a light? I need a cigarette
(Here ya go bro)
Bitch you're gonna regret--Uhhh
(One more boss, don't forget
I'd love to stay, but I gotta jet.)

(Sup heat man, let's do this fast.
My pussy-ass brother just bailed on your ass.
It's time to blow bubbles, the bad kind though.)
Don't get too close cuz I might blow.
Who knows what flows from the earth? I do.
I'll spew red goo all over your shoes.
I got a face for a radio, and a box for a suit
(Capcom really didn't spend much time on you) Nope!
(Check it out I'm tired of you
I gotta get to light before his time is through
I got my cannon ready, I got huntin' to do)
I've got more hot than a cow has moo.
I will burn you with my flame
Zippo is my middle name
I'm done fuckin' around you 8-bit clown.
(Here's a bubble have fun 6 feet underground--DEAD)

[I'm coming to get you, you German bastard!]

You will never make it through my fortress, Mega Man.
I'm taking over the world! Hahahahahaha!

Shit, c'mon rush we gotta make it through the castle
Over the ladder, and make it to the battle.
Dr. Light needs our help, and the world needs his genius.
... Wily can suck a pe-nis.
J-J-Jump over the roof, charge my cannon and shoot.
Come and face me like a man you old coot.
I'm tired of fighting robots and cleaning up your messes
I'm taking out the trash, it's time to learn a lesson.
So come down to the ground, outta your space ship.
Y'ain't got the balls to be fuckin with this shit.
After I take you I'll rip out ya brain
They won't even remember your name [Cmon!]
Ya fuckin meanie, you 10 pound weenie
To get the world, you have to go through me.
My name is mega man, you can call me rock
cuz I'll be rockin' your shit up and down the block.
And that's how we roll
[Need my help?] No
Get back in the kitchen, shit is under control.
It's a man world baby, don't be flashin' ya vag
Here's my back hand bitch if ya got a problem with that.

Saw blade the mecha dragon, I just won't quit.
Quick boomerang the gutz dozer, hit the switch.
Mega man mother fucker, and I'm rockin this bitch.

Mega man! You're right on time.
I will annihilate you once and for all, you're mine!
(I'll shoot you down from the sky.You'll never take me alive\
With these metal blades I'm packin you'll die, that's no lie!)
Join us, Mega Man. We'll take over this place.
Dominate the human race.
Face it, you will always be replaced.
(You old geezer, I'll take your old ass down any day.
You'll never be as smart as Dr. Light is anyway)
You're aritifcial, Mega Man? What do you care?
I'll tear the world apart without you, I hope you're prepared.
(What the fuck, you're an alien? You gotta be kidding me.
You nutsack, don't fight back. I'll embarass you, E.T.)
Dr. Wily Phone Home... I do love reese's.
You're nothing but a thesis! I'll blow you to pieces!
(Check it out, here's my Bubble. I'm done with you, crazy.
Now get on your knees and cry like a lady--DEAD... yer mother)

[Ryko]

I'm glad I typed that all out.

[Ryko]

And my PC didnt crash, and that it saved....

[aers]

Your sig pains me.

[Howard Roark]

your pig sains me

[Obev]

Cool rap bro.

[Obev]

Since I'm white, of course, my thinking it's cool means that you've sold out.

[Howard Roark]

who wrote the original throw ridills? mindblown if it was egodrama (highly doubt)

[hagun]

And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the papers, the news, everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam

[Howard Roark]

while accurate I never liked that song

[Noobta]

YouTube - Mega Man 2
?

[Ryko]

Correct, couldn't find the lyrics though

[SpitOfValefor]

ryko, you claiming refugee status from fire island, you gum off the floor eating daigo

[Day]

nobody understands you but you

[Shiroikage]

I remember when I could actually decipher Spit.