I've been denied for 5 student loans

[Senoska]

I pay $400 per credit hour right now and take 15+ credit hours a semester. Works out to the same fucking amount.

[Aro]

Still on the fence about this Aro fuck.

I hope I can persuade you, I want to be admitted into the royalty that is the Spam forum.

[Senoska]

And going to a community college or something is out of the question now( I think? ). I'm past my two year mark.

[Senoska]

I hope I can persuade you, I want to be admitted into the royalty that is the Spam forum.

Not going to happen. Unless you want to bend over and take my abnormally large cock up your ass.

[Aro]

Let's not flatter ourselves, your cock is tiny compared to my grand canyon asshole.

[Senoska]

Pics? My cock is tiny next to nothing. I am omnihung. My shit is big enough to write wafiks full name on my dick several times so that they don't overlap. Can you imagine my girth? If not, I'll send you pics.

[Kuya]

If you were amazing like me, you'd get into universities for free.

[Senoska]

Yea but if I were amazing like you I would be Mexican which isn't all that amazing at all.

[Aro]

pix pls, and yeah I have to hold my asshole in a alternate universe in the center of the universe, so unless your dick is 6 million light years across I don't think so. Thats to say, the big bang was caused by hot wings if you know what I mean.

[Senoska]

I'll post pics again when my mom goes to sleep ;3

[Ishido]

Yea but if I were amazing like you I would be Mexican which isn't all that amazing at all.

But at the same time you wouldn't be making topics like this, which would be pretty amazing for you.

[Senoska]

Probably because I would be hanging outside the home depot and have no computer knowledge?

[Kuya]

Perhaps you'd get a loan if you wore a sombrero, Senoska. It's the only thing i can think of that might make you bearable.

[Senoska]

Why would you be bearing me? Fucking faggot. Get your vagina out of here.

[Aro]

Yeah vaginas are for pussies.

[#686578]

Perhaps you'd get a loan if you wore a sombrero, Senoska. It's the only thing i can think of that might make you bearable.

I couldn't get a loan on my own and my credit score is just under 800. I've been working on my credit for two years and my credit is higher than most people's parents.

I can't get a loan however due to shitty economy. They say this is a great time for students, well not when you can't get loans to cover your tuition.

Had to get a cosigner.

[Kuya]

I couldn't get a loan on my own and my credit score is just under 800. I've been working on my credit for two years and my credit is higher than most people's parents.

I can't get a loan however due to shitty economy. They say this is a great time for students, well not when you can't get loans to cover your tuition.

Had to get a cosigner.

Did the cosigner have a sombrero?

[#686578]

My mother is of German heritage.

[#686578]

No she did not.

Fuck your 27 seconds.

[Kuya]

Then i'm out of ideas.