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  1. 2009-03-26 14:06 #1
    Mamimikun
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    13 yr old not the baby daddy

    Perez Hilton: 13-Year-Old Dad Is Not The Dad After All!

    opps lol
  2. 2009-03-26 14:08 #2
    Mizango
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    lol I had a feeling it wasn't his. You feel that sting and anguish in your soul son? That's manhood fucking with you. Welcome to the rest of your life.
  3. 2009-03-26 14:15 #3
    Dimmauk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mamimikun View Post
    Perez Hilton: 13-Year-Old Dad Is Not The Dad After All!

    opps lol
    The USA is still laughing at you UK.
  4. 2009-03-26 14:16 #4
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    Maury, line two. Maury, line two. Thank you!
  5. 2009-03-26 14:17 #5
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    This is why you don't sleep with ugly chicks.
  6. 2009-03-26 14:22 #6
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    AHAHAHA! 10/10! Bravo, Uk, Bravo.
  7. 2009-03-26 14:23 #7
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    Always pull out.
  8. 2009-03-26 15:30 #8
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    Alfie's dad said, "He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk."
    Easily the best part of the article.
  9. 2009-03-26 15:34 #9
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    Fucking lol.
  10. 2009-03-26 15:34 #10
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    It's mine.
  11. 2009-03-26 15:39 #11
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    one day he's going to look back on this and have a hearty laugh







    and then jump into a volcano
  12. 2009-03-26 15:41 #12
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    Wait, you mean someone else out there other than a confused 13 year old boy had sex with that... girl... thing?
  13. 2009-03-26 15:45 #13
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    The baby probably isn't even a baby. She put a hat on a rock and tricked the whole world.
  14. 2009-03-26 16:28 #14
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    I'm disappointed
  15. 2009-03-26 18:28 #15
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    Wonder if he did the "Not the Father" dance.
  16. 2009-03-26 19:08 #16
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    Would have done the electric slide tbh
  17. 2009-03-26 20:21 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    lol I had a feeling it wasn't his. You feel that sting and anguish in your soul son? That's manhood fucking with you. Welcome to the rest of your life.
    fucking spot on
  18. 2009-03-26 21:10 #18
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    How are we ever gonna breed out the ugly gene if dudes can't fucking control themselves?! I mean shit i didnt wanna believe the 13 yr old touched that.. thingy thing... thing.
  19. 2009-03-26 21:47 #19
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    I'm telling you, the kid's dad knocked up the girlfriend
  20. 2009-03-26 22:38 #20
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