WoW player caught by FBI luring 13 year old.

[Deejay]

I think almost-rape is scarier than the sore.

I mean, that... thing (can't call that guy a person)... almost getting to do things to a little girl? That's a lot worse!!

this person has a point. if a little five by seven of this dudes stomach pimple made me want to puke, I can't imagine how a 13 year old girl would react to that monstrosity in a cold dark alley.

[Mamimikun]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...urseGollum.gif

maybe just on his belly? >.>

[Devek]

I think almost-rape is scarier than the sore.

I mean, that... thing (can't call that guy a person)... almost getting to do things to a little girl? That's a lot worse!!

Ya, but while you were getting raped that sore would be rubbing up against you and it would be totally gross.

[Lbelle]

I thought it was his bellybutton at first

[Kiro]

I thought it was his bellybutton at first

BOOMER!

No but srsly, that 13 year-old would have been let down by the sex.

MMORPG = Manly men online role playing girls.

A dude with that on his stomach and still has the balls to hit on bitches, no matter the age = manly.

[Sol-Blackguy]

You read my mind. Aside from being a pedo, how can a sick fuck like that even thing he has a chance with something that has a vagina?

[Elvis]

Clearly, he compensates for his physical appearance by a rapist wit

[Kiro]

That and he's probably hung.

I bet that tumor thing is really the hidden section of his cocl. When he's aroused it all tumbles out like intestines in Akira. He's not fat because of fat, it's all blood. He needs it to sustain his massive erection.

There's probably some duct tape in that tumor too, because we all know duct tape has been turning "no no no" to "mm mm mmmm" for years now. Rapist Kit 101.

[Deejay]

wow kiro, lmao. 10/10

[guartz]

That and he's probably hung.

I bet that tumor thing is really the hidden section of his cocl. When he's aroused it all tumbles out like intestines in Akira. He's not fat because of fat, it's all blood. He needs it to sustain his massive erection.

There's probably some duct tape in that tumor too, because we all know duct tape has been turning "no no no" to "mm mm mmmm" for years now. Rapist Kit 101.

wtf dude, that was a little too passionate and detailed to be funny.

[Kiro]

I'm at work with no work to do, running out the clock. The fuck do you expect? :\

Or maybe I'm a rapist and just know what I'm talking about.

[guartz]

I'm at work with no work to do, running out the clock. The fuck do you expect? :\

Or maybe I'm a rapist and just know what I'm talking about.

you can take the time now to upgrade to pro

[Kiro]

That requires money. Money that could be spent on better things.

Like hookers, blow, weapons, slave labor, jew ashes from camps to spread on my toast, zippos, ancient skulls, instant access to beastiality websites, one million pieces of paper that I'd use to make a gigantic origami middle finger that I'd somehow get airborne and program to fly low over Israel, hire an assassin to take out Limbaugh, etc etc.


Edit: Duct tape.

[Kailee]

Looks like he tried to masterbate with a jelly sandwich only missing the penis area by about 100 pounds.

[Kytele]

He looks like he plays an Alliance character tbh.

[Kyo]

I honestly dont think anyone in jail will rape him, probably was his thinking.

[Kiro]

The people in the jail he's going to decapitate people and microwave the head. I highly doubt they'll care he has a fucked up stomach if it means getting to bust a nut in his big cushy bum.

[Kyo]

Kiro I wouldnt put your dick in that.

[Kiro]

I would.

And the 13 year-old.

[Chen]

I highly doubt they'll care he has a fucked up stomach if it means getting to bust a nut in his big cushy bum.

^Lol