Sham OWNED

[_chuchu]

Looks she Chris Brown'd him worse

[Dimmauk]

I wonder if he told her "You're going to like my nuts"

[_chuchu]

Shammies should have cleaned up any evidence of this imo

[gamez]

With every callgirl order that doesn't love my nuts, I'll give you a Slap Chop absolutely FREE

[Stiker]

Epic doesn't even begin to describe this.

[Metah]

I dunno man, I kinda feel bad for the guy. I mean, all he does is sell some shitty product on an informercial. Its not like he deserved to have his tongue biten till he was bleeding by a prostitute, and if that happened to me, yeah I'd punch her in the face or something.

[Dimmauk]

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then Slap Chopped Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Fixed.

[SamanosukeShiva]

LOL

[Apelila]

Fixed.

http://www.3tailer.com/images/golf-clap.jpg

[Null]

This made my week.

[Ramor]

Epic bread

[Guitarman]

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

[Boyiee]

You're gonna love my nu....OU GADD MUH TANGE.

Amazing. Nuts jokes should end, the first one wins it all.

[Sol-Blackguy]

I guess the Shamwow doesn't clean up blood? Also, why does everyone look like Nick Nolte when they get arrested?

[Headspace]

Give me the gun you fucking cocksucker.

In English please..

[Pikarya]

Somewhere out there. Billy Mays is fucking laughing.

[Guitarman]

Lol i was just thinking that. I'm waiting for a billy vs vince pic with billy going "I alone am best!"

[Colenzo]

there can only be one loud obnoxious tv salesman highlander

[thestalkmore]

You're gonna love my nu....OU GADD MUH TANGE.

This gem has been overlooked far too much.

[recuperi]

The first thing that leaped out to me was the fact they somehow found $930 in 20's