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    sounds like the cops pocketed 70 bucks of that 1k he spent at minimum.
    I just thought. does this mean he can get his money back due to a lack of service?

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    the dude is 44, no way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    the dude is 44, no way.
    ^
    Biggest shock of the whole thread

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    According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7
    Shlomi met Sasha Harris
    Sasha
    WHO TOUCHED MY GUN

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    I LOVVVE THIS DOKTOR

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    Bitch got a beat down.

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    wow he fucked her up.
    wonder how bad she looked if it was Billy Mays.

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    "You'll be saying ouch every time!"

    "If I can do this to her with one finger, you could do it with your whole hand."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devek View Post
    "You'll be saying ouch every time!"

    "If I can do this to her with one finger, you could do it with your whole hand."

    looool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin View Post
    Yoga instructor.

    No gag reflex.

    Gaping anus.

    Black & blue eyes just to top it off.


    Edit: Wow that got taken down fast.

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    you know, i still think they make a good couple

    work it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin View Post
    Wow, Vince jacked her up good!

    I don't blame the guy, though. I would have done the same thing.

    My take on this situation....if it were me, I would defend myself if anyone (regardless of gender) tried to cause me physical harm in any way.

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    First off it's
    "Give ME the keys you cocksucker"

    second, most hookers ive been with know to put their shirts on with the tag in the back, on the inside...

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    this beat down method wad designed by german engineering, so you know it's a good way to fuck someone up

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    He never watched Pretty Woman. =P No kissing on the mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin View Post
    BONK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin View Post
    The pic on the right makes me LOL.

    That Slap chop is serious business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaludneisucks View Post
    First off it's
    "Give ME the keys you cocksucker"

    second, most hookers ive been with know to put their shirts on with the tag in the back, on the inside...
    Actually its "Give ME the keys you FUCKING cocksucker!"...

    Has to be one of the funniest scenes of the film.

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    Just saw a commercial for Pitchmen, Billy Mays' new show on the Discovery Channel and it looks AWESOME.

    Billy Mays gets his own reality show

    Posted Jan 8th 2009 3:01PM by Bob Sassone
    Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Programming, Commercials

    Billy MaysI was going to type this entire post in all caps, the way Billy Mays talks, but I thought that might be a little annoying.

    Everyone's favorite informercial pitch man is getting his own reality show on The Discovery Channel. It's called But Wait...There's More, and will follow Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they find new products and pitch them to you.

    Discovery also has other new shows coming up, including Out of the Wild, which will have suburban-dwellers trying to rough it in Alaska, and Working on the Edge, a movie spinoff of the popular Deadliest Catch series. You'll follow the adventures of a fishing boat in the Bering Sea.

    But wait...there's more! Act now and you'll also get Swamp Blogging, which is about a tree logger. I'm not even sure what the hell blogging has to do with logging. Maybe it's a typo?

    If this is a success, maybe we'll see a show with ShamWow guy Vince as a private eye.
    http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/01/08/bi...-reality-show/

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