5-hour energy shots

[Blarg]

drinking these on a road trip actually made me sicker than i have ever been in my entire life. drank one of these energy shots and within a 3-4 hour period got hit with a major case of the shakes. i thought i'd be fine initially if i just kept my mind on something else, but then i slowly began to realize that the feeling swirling around in my stomach was vomit magma the likes of which i had not known for a long time. i rarely vomit, and when i do it is truly fucking horrible. i actually started consciously willing myself not to vomit, and after a while was talking aloud to myself, alone, in the car, commanding myself not to puke. it didn't work. i stopped somewhere in flagstaff, got out, and puked into a trash can.

that wasn't the end. the upset stomach not only did not go away, but worsened. i had originally intended to keep driving, but instead i decided to stop and get a hotel room for the night just to try to sleep off the feeling. the problem was that everywhere i went was completely full. several fruitless exits later, i found a hotel that had 1 cancellation and took it even though it was $180 for one fucking night. that should give you some perspective on how bad i felt. i paid nearly $200 just to be able to lie down and moan.

i was in such pain that i couldn't even sleep. i have never in my life had a stomach ache bad enough to prevent me from sleeping until this. it was nausea on a spiritual level. i was so drained of energy that after a couple of trips from the bed to the bathroom to heave, i just stayed in the bathroom and slept on the floor for a few hours. i paid $180 to sleep on a hotel bathroom floor because of these energy shots from hell. fuck these things, for real. i'll take sugar and guarana any day over some kind of magical B vitamin bullshit.

Maybe this happened to me too. I took it because I had to wake up early for some class field trip which was a 2 hour drive away and it was a very winding path leading up there and most of the bus was sick but I was actually shaking/shivering for a good 20 or so minutes during the worst of the drive. I just thought it was because I normally get sick on long rides and the bus was also swaying side to side around the turns. I had had it once before and didn't feel sick at all but I was just sitting around in my room so I think movement sets that shit off.

[Day]

You're probably both just pussies.

[Charismatic]

What's this probably nonsense?

[Day]

Wanted to take a little sting out of the punch because I like blarg

[Kiarax]

The sig and avatar clearly show him to be a pussy.

[Kiro]

Clearly.

[Pikarya]

I take 5 hour energy shots just fine. The more water you drink with them afterwards, the longer the effect/duration will last. Personally I've tried all the flavors and my highest suggestion is to just stick with the Berry. Orange is so fucking nasty you will have an excuse to throw up. Otherwise drink half-dosage next time.

[Day]

I'm gonna drink one right now!

[Charismatic]

Fuck that shit nigga, I ain't no pussy.
I'm gonna drink 5, why do you think they call it 5 hour energy?

[Day]

Is T.I. a respected rapper?

[Charismatic]

Depends on who you ask!

[Day]

I like his shit but I didn't know if he was a punk ass ja rule poser or something

[Pikarya]

Shit is insane to the point where it turns your skin red because of the sudden increase in blood flow. They're like $4 a pop though.

Also you have a very low tolerance level to B3 if your skin becomes red that easily. You probably threw up because of that. I wouldn't go over half a bottle next time. If your bored look up "Niacin Flush", a very common side-effect of it is vomiting in people with B3 sensitivity.

[Day]

You can also look up "Pussy" it will be there too.

[Kiro]

I didn't throw up, but I came damn close. I've had these things before and never had a reaction like the one I had yesterday. I got a really intense rush of energy too, moreso than usual. Someone at the factory probably put some speed in that little fucker.

[Day]

Yeah I know when I have drugs I give them away to strangers.

[Kiro]

Only when you know you're being watched.

[Blarg]

The sig and avatar clearly show him to be a pussy.

Nuh uh! I've explained a similar concept before about pink shirts and manly men. It's basically the same in internet form. If a man has an unashamed love/enjoyment of something that isn't seen as manly then it shows how secure they are in their manhood (hence super manly, not a pussy). Now, you may think 'does his mean Kuya is the most manly because he is confident enough to put dicks inside his bum?' the answer is no, Kuya will never be manly.

[Ryko]

i paid nearly $200 just to be able to lie down and moan.

Sounds like my regular weekend.