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    Prostitute paid with Chicken Nuggets

    Man who pimped 16-year-old girl paid her with chicken nuggets | WORLD

    An Australian man who pimped a 16-year-old schoolgirl paid her with chicken nuggets for having sex with men, a court has been told.

    Ronald Vikash Gander, 27, and his 16-year-old girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl so they could afford the weekly $1,050 rent on a serviced inner-Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told.

    The court was told the girl made $4,500 for having sex with five middle-aged men in June last year.

    Gander and his girlfriend used the money for living expenses and paid the girl nothing except for the occasional box of chicken nuggets.

    The court was told Gander's girlfriend - who cannot be named - threatened the student, who had run away from home, with eviction if she didn't continue having sex with clients to earn her keep.

    Judge Marshall Irwin described the prostitution offences as "sordid".

    "The girl was used as if she was a piece of meat ... and your conduct can properly be described as that of a sleaze merchant," Judge Irwin said.

    Gander pleaded guilty on Monday to one count each of procuring prostitution with a circumstance of aggravation and knowingly participating in the provision of prostitution with a circumstance of aggravation.

    The court was told he had a substantial criminal history of dishonesty offences, and that he was on parole when he committed these offences.

    Gander was jailed for six years in 2004 for 15 charges relating to an attempt to pull off a multi-million dollar fraud involving the sale of a Brisbane high-rise building.

    That sentence was reduced to five years in 2005 by the Court of Appeal, and Gander was released in 2007.

    Judge Irwin sentenced Gander to two and a half years' jail, to be suspended after nine months, for the latest offence.

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    so i herd u liek trollin
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    Sorry, I had to lol. Chicken Nuggets are good, but not sex worthy.

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    McDonald's should steal this for their "Nuggnuts" campaign.

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    mebbe it was that black woman from a few weeks ago who called 911 when they wouldnt give her the nuggs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco View Post
    McDonald's should steal this for their "Nuggnuts" campaign.
    "They taste so good, you will sleep with some 40 year old men for them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klutz View Post
    Sorry, I had to lol. Chicken Nuggets are good, but not sex worthy.

    True. But if were Wendy's Spicy chicken sandwich then I could understand totally.

    ♪♪ While you shop on Melrose, buyin' hoes shoes, I'm in Mickey D's buyin bitches number 2's ♪♪♪ I don't, love, hoes - I'm sharin' them ♪♪♪

    That's some serious pimpin' right there.

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    Chickfila nuggets are fuck worthy.

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    I busted out laughing when I realized the boyfriend's name is Ronald.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khajit View Post
    I busted out laughing when I realized the boyfriend's name is Ronald.
    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khajit View Post
    I busted out laughing when I realized the boyfriend's name is Ronald.
    Oh snap. lol

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    LOL@Ronald.

    How perfect is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khajit View Post
    I busted out laughing when I realized the boyfriend's name is Ronald.
    http://images.stupidvideos.com/image...m769_____1.jpg

    http://www.adrants.com/images/pimp_my_brand.jpg

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture.../ronald6xy.jpg

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    ♪♪♪I don't know what you heard about me
    But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
    Just nuggets, no fries, no Hi C
    That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P♪♪♪

    Lol... it's sad but really funny. I bet she got all the sweet and sour sauce she wanted...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrW View Post
    ♪♪♪I don't know what you heard about me
    But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
    Just nuggets, no fries, no Hi C
    That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P♪♪♪

    Lol... it's sad but really funny. I bet she got all the sweet and sour sauce she wanted...

    Win! LOL

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    Wow, this is awesome fucking story to start the day with.

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    wth that's a fat statue! way to ruin my childhood memories

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    Haha. I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that she was ok with taking dick for some chicken nuggets. I mean, I hate McDonalds, but those chicken nuggets are pretty damn good with that sweet and sour sauce. Just not good enough to get worked out while my pimp collects $4500+ dollars from my vagina. My math isn't that great but 4500 dollars gets you about 13,040 nuggets. Bitch is dummmmmmm.

    Edit: Both those blonde girls would give it up for free. Is she trying to pinch his dick?

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    Maybe he didn't even get her the sweet & sour sauce and got straight ketchup instead and that's why he's going to jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    "They taste so good, you will sleep with some 40 year old men for them."
    hahahaha

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