Attn Miz

[Ryko]

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[Bagel]

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[Ryko]

Dont fake it, bagel.

[Ryko]

Hey Sonic tell player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes
That shit hurts even with these infinite lives
I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you
on a mission to turn you into robot stew
It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro
Any time, any place. If you slow down though
Shit if you miss it I'll get it
You got a problem I'm on it
We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic leave 'em runnin' in smoke

Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post
We'll need the emeralds when we get to the end (I know!)
or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game
Don't hit me I'm just bein' a friend (You shit)
We're gonna make it to the thing we're gonna speed right through
Show these bitches how we do what we do
What the fuck where'd you go? I'm talkin' to myself. What the hell happened to you?

I'm that 2 tailed fox with them fly ass moves
You'll go no no no
Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope
You'll go no no no no
Packin these rings bitch it ain't no thing
You'll go no no no
Tails is the name Sonic's right hand G
You'll go no no no no no (shut the fuck up)

[Akiyama]

Yo Tails where the rings at gimme some more gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick gimme a hand Tails gimme a lift OK thanks a lot lil buddy now go the fuck away I got a SUPERSONIC attitude hear what I'm sayin' gotta get those CHAOS EMERALDS and go super saiyan somebody's gotta mf save the day and I'm the only one quick enough to stay outta the way watch your back if you know what's good for you I will hit you in your fat head with my big red shoe that fuckin' robot makin' mf's ruinin' my mood c'mon Tails let's annihilate this Eggman dude now the plane's goin down but we're almost there I'll smell ya later Tails wish me luck NO FAIR I just wanna eat chili dogs smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log I don't even really fuckin care


I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath I got a dick like a chainsaw I'll cut you in half HAHAHA Bring it on you can't replace this based on me on a first name basis why the fuck are you rappin so slow who do you think you are, LEO CAMACHO Error does not compute shoot my system froze reboot scanning loading converter I am Sonic insert girder WTF is this mf bs that Robotnik just won't quit I'm tired of this shit I want a chili dog I'm the real mf Sonic The Hedgehog activating spin ball mf don't make me laugh I'll get you next time mf I just shut your ass down Don't ever compare me to LEO...

1,2,3 here we come with the rings it's Sonic and Tails bitch pack your things I learned a couple of magic tricks you can call me Houdini I got the CHAOS EMERALDS barely competing You're so clever Sonic where do you come up with these rhymes sorry I'm in a bad mood I've been waitin' outside how 'bout you gimme a chance to be your sidekick guy Keep up that attitude I'll punch you in your eye

Sup lil bitches yo my name is Knuckles and I ain't comin' to this place here for shits and chuckles so take a step back unless you wanna get knocked 'cos I'm a bad mf with some wicked dredlocks so I'm lookin' at ya Sonic 'cos ya think that you're fast but if you go round for round then you're never gonna last because your rhymes are old bro I think it's a no go you sound kinda shitty like Duane & BrandO but that's how it goes so don't get me pissed I got some big ass hands with some spikes on my fists and I fly through the air with the greatest of ease I'm gonna get a 1up bustin' up some TVs bitch please I'll put your ass on disability then pimp smack your ass take away your credibility wait I gotta turn it around we gotta find Robotnik and pound his ass to the ground now we're comin' for you and we're goin' straight through right to your HQ with my n in blue and he's fast too he is who man I told you get drunk with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik

I got it under control Tails I'll get them shitz back when ya fuck with a mf like me you'll get bitch slapped I'm way too fast bitch understand mfs talk shit and get the back of my hand like all day long and every night I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice but I'm blue not white not wrong too right I'm so groovy I'm outta sight like General Patton I'm not talkin 'bout Mike I'm old school fool Tails take the mic

Dodgin bombs way cool as we enter the arch thumbs up mf we be comin' with sparks to get the rings back emeralds up that's the way we do it punk bring it on tear it up absolutely don't give a fuck we're the mf team flyin by with skill one rhyme left goin' in for the kill I got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind 120 in my pocket p-p-plenty of time fast approachin' let me jump these bombs straight through the hole like I'm fuckin it nah it doesn't really matter 'cos I see it right there it's Sonic and Tails and we just don't care for sure

It's time to meet your doom Sonic I'm hauntin' your dreams with my mean bean pokey thing killin' machine BRRRRRRRRRRRR

WTF did you say I wasn't payin' attention I've destroyed you more times than I care to mention let's end this now I got shit I gotta do you mf mfer fuckin whoobity doo You'll never make it Sonic I'm the king of this game all you woodland creatures are all the same I'll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog check my MySpace bitch I posted a blog I'll fuckin' roll you down the stairs like your name was log you better let my friends go you gluttonous hog I'll DOWN+A your face let go of me tubs it's been a long day chubby I gotta get me some grub I'm starvin'

So you want a chili dog too bad I'm back What's that you said you're fat we knew that BRRRRR I'm not fat I'm big boned Yeah right mf tell that to Star Jones lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab you gotta lose that weight you gotta call yourself a cab That's enough mf I'll throw my arm at you Sonic -initiating targeting sequence- Where'd you go Robotnik KAPOW I rumble the ground do you think you can destroy me now You cow you fuckin big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch I'm gonna cook you over easy HUMPTY DUMPTY

I will destroy you and your friend Tails too I really don't think that's gonna happen RoBUTTnik I got the CHAOS EMERALDS -SUPERSONIC- Well hardy har har 3 cheers for you I'm really mad now you have no clue AROOO I'm not listening mf I'm waggin my fist from the seat of my ride with these pokey fingers there's no place to hide Still not listening mf Anyways I'm gonna fuckin tear your fuckin shit apart I gotta shit I'm gonna fart I think I sharted OH NO!!!!!

[Ryko]

cockblocker

[Mizango]

Not cool bro, that nigga keeps hazing me.

[Ryko]

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[Woozie]

lol

[Kuya]

Sure fire way to get socked in the face, Ryko.

[Ryko]

The hell is your maricon ass talking about manly shit for?

[Kuya]

Since when is your nuyorican ass able to say maricon?

[Ryko]

I've always known it, I just havent had a chance to use it.

[Kuya]

You said you live near Mexicans.

[Ryko]

I meant towards you.

[Kuya]

Don't know whether to be flattered or flabbergasted that you missed so many chances.

[Ryko]

You hadn't spoken in spanish in forever and I just know the word, fuck knowing how to use it properly in terms of context.

[Kuya]

Context is EVERYTHING when saying maricón!

[Ryko]

exactly

[Beckwin]

hahahah ryko said faggot in spanish