Omegle

[Norellicus]

http://www.brentford-dock.net/images...en%20table.jpg

I lol'd way too hard at this

[Kurp]

people are way too quick to end conversations.

[Tricen]

This page is all goofy.

[Keria]

I want to know who called me a stinking hippy and who broke the fora!

[Purrrfect]

I lol'd way too hard at this

What is the significance of this picture?

[Milton]

Omegle some interesting conversations posted on this blog

[Maxxthepenguin]

What is the significance of this picture?

Table break

[Ramor]

the forums broke @_@, what happened

[Eanae]

SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.

[Bwelch]

What the hell. XD

Thought I was looking at a screenshot >___>

[Woozie]

woah...

[Maguspk]

lol @ whoever tried to fix my post and made me post the entire thread or something.

[Jicent]

hmm not a fun as you would think......

[Norellicus]

lol @ whoever tried to fix my post and made me post the entire thread or something.

Clearly you're just that awesome

[Ramor]

hmm not a fun as you would think......

it's really hit or miss, my friend had a really funny one earlier, went something like

"stranger: hi
you: Your move.
stranger: goatse ascii with "you just lost the game" in his asshole"

was perfect

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Stranger: hi
You: wow its you again
You: like hows it goin and stuff?
Stranger: nope
You: nice
You: thats quite impressive
Stranger: as usual
You: i am the product of a mexican avalanche
You: yourself?
Stranger: im a product of a nuclear disaster
Stranger: i got a long tail
You: holy shit, i bet you have TWO legs also
Stranger: and 2 hornes on my forehead
You: oh wow
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have 6 legs, like a fly
You: *i gently caress your rugged horns*
Stranger: you like it?
You: this is making me so horny, continue?
Stranger: hahaha
You: *one of your six legs grips my wee wee*
You: "ugggggh oooooh"
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: go to the bathroom
Stranger: jerk off and come back later
Stranger: bye

[LinktheDeme]

what happened to the ascii of pedo bear and dateline guy? I liked those shoulda spoilered em D:

[Andarvi]

You: im looking for cyber sex with a purebred horse, can you help me.
Stranger: im a purebred horse
You: WHAT
You: a horse on the comp!?
Stranger: yes
You: well shit
Stranger: but i have a massive keyboard
You: excellent
You: how big are the keys
Stranger: big enough for a hoove not to hit multiple ones
You: damn
You: must be as big as grapefruits
Stranger: bigger
Stranger: melons
You: do you have to walk from one end of it to the other?
You: just to use it?
Stranger: pretty much
Stranger: gimme a bit
Stranger: and ill press
Stranger: z
You: thats very impressive
Stranger: tis
Stranger: now if i jump
Stranger: nya
Stranger: 1
Stranger: i got it!!!!!
You: i was originally looking for sex with a purebred horse, but just hearing how you work that massive keyboard is entertaining enough
You: damn
You: nice!
You: i want one
You: would i look silly using a horse keyboard?
You: i am human
Stranger: pretty much
Stranger: but get one anyway
Stranger: impress real horses
You: hmm
You: my friend has a mini horse
You: would it impress the minihorse
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he wouldnt be able to hit esc
You: hmm that would not be good
Stranger: it could be
Stranger: like
Stranger: put him on goat and horse crossove porn
Stranger: and watch him squirm
You: goat porn? that is disgusting. I bid you good day sir.

[Tonko]

Fixed the thread, I blame Magus. Naughty Magus. First the spanking.... and then......

[Shalyn]

You: Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
You: A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
You: Then one day he was shootin at some food,
You: And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Stranger:
Stranger: beverly hillbillies?!
You: Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
You: You goddamn right!
Stranger: yeehaw?
You: Now why don't you tell everyone what the f*ck you gotta say?

Man I almost got into Fuck tha Police