April fools

**Daydreamer** · 2009-04-01 03:34

A buddy of mine is the most twisted bastard ever for his April Fools joke. That being said, it's fucking hilarious.

Right now he's teaching English to 1st-3rd graders in South Korea. Apparently these kids are already close to fluent in English anyways so it made it even easier, he decided to teach them about our culture....

Anywho, he would have one person from the class come up to the front and play a computer game that was being projected on a projector. The game of choice.... The Exorcist Scary Maze Game

He convinced them all to pay very close attention by telling them they would have to write a short paper on the game.

In the end he ended up doing this to four different classes and said one girl started crying.

Afterward he explained the concept of April Fools to them...

Bockage · 2009-04-01 03:41

The new MGS is upon us!
http://www.konami.jp/kojima_pro/movi...l/index_j.html

**Cydewinder** · 2009-04-01 04:10

Originally Posted by Bockage

The new MGS is upon us!
http://www.konami.jp/kojima_pro/movi...l/index_j.html

lol, Kojima is awesome, I'm also enjoying their little voice switch with Metal Gear Online, guys have girl voices and girls have guy voices.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ug0FgB23l8

**Syntex** · 2009-04-01 04:17

I see king of the hill on my adult swim, did I miss tits?

If I did im /sadpanda

**Dense** · 2009-04-01 04:48

Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin

CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity

Gmail: Google's approach to email

**Wintermute** · 2009-04-01 04:53

Got the ThinkGeek mailer but can't tell which is the April Fools, all seem viable candidates...

ThinkGeek :: The ThinkGeek Secret QR Code Shirt
ThinkGeek :: Squeez Bacon®
ThinkGeek :: Interactive Portal Shirt
ThinkGeek :: Unicorn Chaser
ThinkGeek :: Buzzword - The Shocking Speech-Recognition Wristband
ThinkGeek :: Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
ThinkGeek :: USB Pet Rock
ThinkGeek :: Ultimate Assassins Weapon Ice Mold

**Cream Soda** · 2009-04-01 05:01

Originally Posted by Wintermute

ThinkGeek :: Squeez Bacon®

Now that's just plain wrong. Fuck with my mind and bacon and I fuck you up, period.

**Olo401** · 2009-04-01 05:28

Heh Direct TV ftw.. I'm watching this horrible movie on CN West Coast.

**Dense** · 2009-04-01 05:51

Go watch anything on Youtube right now... hahaha...

**Insanecyclone** · 2009-04-01 06:20

I thought this was good
Umbrella Corporation requests government bailout - News at GameSpot

**goatwhisperer09** · 2009-04-01 06:23

Wowhead Actually had me fooled for abit thinking i was clicking the wrong link.

Edit: if you don't play WoW and don't understand what i mean they switched the regular skin with the http://www.wowarmory.com/ skin.

**guartz** · 2009-04-01 07:00

Piratebay is being bought out by WB

**Plow** · 2009-04-01 07:45

Originally Posted by goatwhisperer09

Wowhead Actually had me fooled for abit thinking i was clicking the wrong link.

Edit: if you don't play WoW and don't understand what i mean they switched the regular skin with the The World of Warcraft Armory skin.

It's made to look like it's being taken over by blizzard is the idea, hence the "beta" like armory used to show.

Currently at bottom of armory:

What is the Armory?
The Armory is a vast searchable database of information for World of Warcraft - taken straight from the real servers and presented in a user-friendly interface. Since the Armory pulls its data from the actual game servers, it is the most comprehensive and up-to-date database on the characters, arena teams, guilds, and items of World of Warcraft in existence.

Now at bottom of WoWhead:

What is Wowhead?
Wowhead is a vast searchable database of information for World of Warcraft - taken in a roundabout way from the real servers and presented in a user-friendly interface. Wowhead pulls its data indirectly and is entirely reliant on the support of its loyal users, and yet it still manages to somehow be the most comprehensive and up-to-date database on the items, quests, NPCs and achievements of World of Warcraft in existence. Go figure.

**Tyche** · 2009-04-01 07:48

Conficker Worm Strike Reports Start Rolling In - Security Fix

Conficker Worm Strike Reports Start Rolling In

Reports are trickling in about the impact from the Conficker worm, as infected systems passed zero hour at midnight and began downloading additional malicious components.
Here's a quick roundup of some of the more notable incidents caused by Conficker so far, according to published reports:
- A nuclear missile installation near Elmendorf Air force Base outside of Anchorage, Alaska briefly went on a full-scale military alert after technicians manning the bunker suspected that several of their control systems were infected with Conficker.
According to wire reports, the remote facility temporarily moved to Defense Condition (Defcon) 3 in the pre-dawn hours, but quickly backed down from that posture. An airman at the installation who asked not to be identified blamed the mishap on "way too much caffeine" consumed by occupants inside the secluded underground control room. The airman said the facility's lead engineer became agitated and inconsolable after watching an Internet broadcast of Sunday night's hard-hitting 60 Minutes expose' on the Conficker worm entitled, "The Internet is Infected."
- In Iceland, Conficker brought a brief thaw to the long economic winter that began last year with the government's inexorable slide into bankruptcy. According to local news reports, shortly after midnight local time, an ATM in the capital city of Reykjavik began spewing 100-Krona notes. Banking officials there reportedly said the Microsoft Windows-based based bank system began disbursing the bills after a local prankster crammed an infected USB stick into the maw of the teller machine.
- Londoners woke up to find the iconic clock tower Big Ben stopped at precisely one minute till midnight. The British tabloids blared that the giant timepiece had been felled by the Conficker worm. But security officials reasoned that the beloved landmark -- legendary for its reliability -- would have stopped exactly one minute later had the expected 12:00 a.m. updates to Conficker actually been the culprit. Several members of Parliament are now calling for a full investigation into the incident.
- In Waukesha, Wis., Leroy "Mac" MacElrie, 64, turned himself in to local police, claiming he was the author of the original Conficker worm, and that all of the subsequent versions were mere copycats. According to charging documents, MacElrie said he wrote the worm to get back at Microsoft founder Bill Gates for "not stopping spam by 2008 like he said he would." The man was released on his own recognizance, but several hours later a local television station captured footage of the man standing on a nearby street corner repeatedly shouting "I'm the confickter!"

**Kurp** · 2009-04-01 07:52

I can't believe I watched the whole Adult Swim movie. It was just so utterly bad that I couldn't stop watching it.

How they blacked out the sex scenes was amazing though.