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  1. 2009-04-01 14:18 #1
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    Shit I locked myself in my car.

    911! I'm Locked In My Car...Oh, Pull Lock? Thanks - Local News Story - WESH Orlando

    POSTED: 10:39 am EDT April 1, 2009
    UPDATED: 1:18 pm EDT April 1, 2009

    KISSIMMEE, Fla. -- A woman locked in her car in Kissimmee called 911 on Tuesday."It's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well," the caller told the dispatcher.The woman said nothing electrical was working, so her locks wouldn't open.The dispatcher calmly told her to pull the lock up with her hand."Um, I'm sorry," said the woman, who was not identified, after the lock opened.And, no, officials say, this was not an early April Fool's Day joke. Listen the woman's call to 911.
  2. 2009-04-01 14:23 #2
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    This is yet another reason why Women shouldnt drive cars.
  3. 2009-04-01 14:24 #3
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  4. 2009-04-01 14:57 #4
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    I've never been so ashamed.
  5. 2009-04-01 14:59 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    I've never been so ashamed.
    that's a lie.

    she shouldn't be allowed to drive though.
  6. 2009-04-01 15:00 #6
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    We were talking at work about how if her cell had died she probably would have died in there too.
  7. 2009-04-01 15:02 #7
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    That's probably true, Day.
  8. 2009-04-02 00:14 #8
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    she needs an electric window breaker
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