Completed Relic/Mythic weapons list

[BerenTebogo]

If it were my own asshole I would be a bit more lenient. Not only would that impress/sicken enough people to justify the fact that I am licking my own asshole but I would be up 2m. Win win.



And come on Sath I am not full of shit. At least acknowledge that I seriously believe in my stance on this and that I am retarded. That is closer to the truth at least.

Shit. You're full of it.

[Despain]

Shit. You're full of it.

I'd say I love you, but the last thing I need is for Uryuu to crawl up my rectum again.

[Shenrien]

We interrupt this rant with another Relic!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2rwp5pk.png

Nice, congrats :D been following your progress slowly, glad to see you've finally got it, now about that Black Tathlum to make the setup look really sexy ;p

[Lyramion]

Grats Xanthe and you missing my thanks:

"Thanks to Lyramion who opened my eyes that getting a Relic by yourself is actually possible for non-JP players on Carbuncle"

[Julian]

I see how it is Xanthe

Grats!

[Xanthe]

How could I forget Lyra?!? Truly truly you were my inspiration that day you finished your Kikoku!

And Juliano, thanks for always being there to say loldRG!

[Lovex]

Hi. I went to Juilliard and Curtis for singing. In a court of law, I'd be considered an expert, so let me lay down the facts on this issue:

Lady Gaga has a fucking phenomenal voice. She's right up there with Christina Aguilera and Whitney Houston in terms of the best pop voices ever.

She started by writing songs for other pop stars. She writes all her own music which immediately puts her heads and tails above 99% of pop stars today who don't even know where middle c is on a keyboard.

She writes bad, clubby, dancey pop songs, because she's a fucking genius. She knows that mass market doesn't want depth, they want something shallow and catchy.

I don't think there has been someone as talented at marketing themselves since Madonna who (fact has a terrible voice, can not read music, and in fact has only a tiny fraction of the talent Lady Gaga has.

You don't have to like her music, but you can not deny she's a force of nature in terms of talent. That's not a matter of opinion, that's completely objective factness.

Um, lawl. Say whaaaattt? She's a genius cause she writes shallow songs about sex? Hell, even Drwaffles could write a song about sucking dick and
playing with his bitches tits in the club. I guess Britney Spears, Madonna, Kia(my neck my back), and every mainstream artist out there is "talented" as well.

I don't like lady gaga cause her music isnt shallow ENOUGH to be entertaining, and her style is too attention whore-ish for me. If she wants to be "entertaining" she should go the britney route. At least she's hot (and crazy).

Dressing like a child on halloween, while promoting promiscuity in her music is not a good way to be taken seriously. It's not sexy. It's not serious enough to be artistic or considered really unique. It's not cute. It's just fucking weird...

[Nightfyre]

/facepalm

protip: she's a musical talent for reasons previously posted (see: gaga before gaga). She's a marketing genius because she channeled that into delivering exactly the kind of drivel that the populace eats up, with the visual freak show to match. Weird sells, just not to you. Now for fuck's sake shut up, there's a very sexy relic on this page that we should get back to talking about.

[Yabby]

You shouldn't pity people who believe something resolutely. I think what you don't realize is I don't need that money in the first place so why would I sacrifice my dignity for it? Dignity may not be quantifiable to other people but it is to yourself. And that is the only person that really matters when you make decisions like this. Honestly its all pointless anyway but still, certain people can't be bought. I won't say that if I can't be bought under any circumstance, but under this specific one my dignity outweighs it.

So you don't need the money, what about your family? Mom, dad, brothers, sisters, you know how much 2 mil could do for any of them. Plan on having children? College is paid, they won't have to payback any loans once they get out. There are a lot of lives that can change for 2 million dollars not just yours.

Personally if you want dignity, lick the fucking ass hole, take a million of it and give it to a homeless guy on the street. Guess what you just changed his life forever. Donate some of it to cancer , etc. You won't lick an ass-hole for 2million because you don't need it, would you do it to change the lives of someone in need or family?

[ZhiGaruda]

I deserve to be massively flamed for this, but, oh well. Regardless of the ASA legs being better than Homam due to increased ACC, I could absolutely never ever ever subject my dead-sexy DRG to something that look so ugly. BLEHHHH, otherwise sexy DRG now looks terribad!

[Onorgul]

We interrupt this rant with another Relic!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2rwp5pk.png

And 19 months later, done!

Is that Aesir Mantle? And, if so, why? O.o

Congratulations on finally finishing Gungnir, though, I've been watching your progress for ages.

[Raen Ryong]

Aesir vs Forager's is ~9 Attack 3STR vs 1% DA. In high buff scenarios (or on Darksday) Aesir will win and especially if Angon is on. It's a very minor increase in most cases but still.

[Xanthe]

Aesir vs Forager's is ~9 Attack 3STR vs 1% DA. In high buff scenarios (or on Darksday) Aesir will win and especially if Angon is on. It's a very minor increase in most cases but still.

Pretty much this. The 9.25 Attack, 3 STR isn't going to be make or break for me in the TP phase. I still use Forager's Mantle on WS. As for Blitzer Poleyn, I don't think it looks too bad. I was more worried about the lost HP than anything.

[Raen Ryong]

Should .dat swap it to Drachen or Wyrm Brais! They look very good on cat DRGs.

[Dathus]

Congratulations Xanthe! Hope you don't miss the first WS :D

[Xanthe]

First melee swing was defense down proc and first WS was a hit! I did miss the second WS though.

[Nightmarelord]

We interrupt this rant with another Relic!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2rwp5pk.png

And 19 months later, done!

So many people to thank behind the spoiler.

Spoiler: show

Huge thanks to my linkshell, DownRightFierce, for the countless hours put into Dynamis and bearing with any city runs that made their way to the schedule and also for selling the currency at an extremely generous discount or sponsored runs. I know it wasn't the most fun, but thanks for being patient! Also thanks to PocketAces for selling me a large amount of discount currency early on in the process, you really helped cement my start on this relic.

A few individuals deseve to be singled out for their contributions:

Liseth, Chinchilla/Ladyaphrodite, Droopyturtle: You guys pushed this little relic along. Thanks for your leadership in DRF throughout the process!
Aeroduran: Thanks for being awesome and arranging deals with PocketAces! Now hurry up and finish that shield!
Midman: The large (in my mind) amount of currency you donated was extremely welcome assistance. {Thank you.} {Galka}
Mandze, Sirgoosealot, Hesitant, Snoochybooch, Tyrial: Thanks for all of your donation along the way!
Kobain: Wow, you deserve a medal. Your 11th hour loan allowed me to buy all of my remaining currency with plenty of time before the June update to work on my trials. You're a true hero!

Also thanks to all of the individuals below that along the way who were willing to sell to me well below market price:
Chinchilla, Nylrem, Destiney, Deliata, Codeus, Harlemshake, Absolutezero, Lostris, Kuromay, Dionicio, Xeon

bout motherfucking time... now finish the other. then i may actually login just to poke you!

[drwaffles]

Hell, even Drwaffles could write a song about sucking dick and
playing with his bitches tits in the club.

When did I get you so mayad?

[Benevolentone]

Spoiler: show

So you don't need the money, what about your family? Mom, dad, brothers, sisters, you know how much 2 mil could do for any of them. Plan on having children? College is paid, they won't have to payback any loans once they get out. There are a lot of lives that can change for 2 million dollars not just yours.

Personally if you want dignity, lick the fucking ass hole, take a million of it and give it to a homeless guy on the street. Guess what you just changed his life forever. Donate some of it to cancer , etc. You won't lick an ass-hole for 2million because you don't need it, would you do it to change the lives of someone in need or family?

In all seriousness I am done derailing this thread. A good relic actually got posted and I would rather hear about this new mantle than more asshole licking. Its disturbing.

[Max™]

We interrupt this rant with another Relic!

Grats Dergcat!

Also: holy shit wut @ the lady gaga/asshole licking discussion.

Would you lick lady gagas asshole for $2 mil?