I'm quitting brawl because I got taunt spiked

[Ryko]

Yeah. That shy kick is one of luigi's taunts, it just happens to have an attack property and no one ever tries to hit with the thing aside from fucking around. He happened to fuck around at the one point where I'd jump into it and it killed me. This is probably the most emasculating way to die in a game where it's very likely to get your ass kicked by a fucking jigglypuff.

You win by knocking your opponent off the screen (a fairly far distance since there's like areas beyond the border that still allow you to live) in any direction 3 times, as you hit them more their % rises and each move sends people out farther than if you hit them at a lower% (there's some variation to it but it doesnt matter for a succinct explanation). OR if you're a faggot you can win by just building more % on your opponent than the % you have (as long as lives are equal) and running out the clock. The 3 lives isnt set in stone (hell it doesnt even have to be lives), it's just the standard that the community sticks to.

Yeah miz is a much friendlier face.

[Ryko]

Though if you ask me nigga looks asian.

[Callisto]

too bad he's a dude, half black half asian turns out hot as fuck most times

[Callisto]

I saw they have a bunch of old school games you can buy online on the Wii, I don't suppose there's a way to play Super Bomberman online with it?

[Ryko]

It's true.

[Ryko]

I saw they have a bunch of old school games you can buy online on the Wii, I don't suppose there's a way to play Super Bomberman online with it?

I don't believe so. Nintendo doesnt have any servers worth talking about. I never downloaded super bomberman so I wouldnt know firsthand.

[Callisto]

well then I'll stick to my whole deal of being too lazy to walk into the other room to use the Wii

[Ryko]

Honestly if I had to actually move to play it I probably wouldn't.

[Callisto]

also how do you even do those videos, TiVO?

[Ryko]

Capture device. Plugs the wii directly into my computer and then I use a program to record it. I guess basically a tivo without any real features aside from pressing the red button to tape shit and put it on my hard drive.

[Callisto]

well damn that's some pentagon shit right there

[Callisto]

The building, not just the shape

[Ryko]

Damn near 39th century

[Ryko]

Which I only assume the world as we know it would be gone by then and the laughable human concept of time would have long since been abandoned.

[Ryko]

So what's good with you dude?

[Callisto]

bet they'll still have the flintstones on Fruity Pebbles commercials

[Ryko]

I'm more concerned with the flintstones vitamin jingle still existing

[Callisto]

It's like stupid o'clock and I drank a half gallon of really strong iced tea, now I can't sleep for shit so I'm just putzing around

[Callisto]

I bet we can beam it into space and it'll get sent back around that time

[Ryko]

I down caffeine to go to sleep, I'm probably going to die in a week.