y/n
y/n
Go to a chinese buffet
Eh I dont wanna go to a restaurant alone.
Orange chicken.
Mongolian beef.
Fried rice (or whatever comes w/ chinese food by default over there)
Some type of noodle stuff.
bacon
do you put duck sauce on your egg rolls? If so yes, and think of me. If not, fu.
(some dumb ass reason people don't do that out in Cali, wtf DUCK SAUCE RULES YOU)
You want me to think of you when I'm saucing something?
Nah, if she did... she'd post tits.
I wouldn't I don't like Racoon.
Or dogs or cats.
You do when they tell you to get off those 17yr old boys.
Order extra Skrimps, then call the police when you dont get them.
Dry-frying is one of the most fantastic cooking methods known to man.
Of course, if you get it at a restaurant, it's probably just oil blanched. It's slightly less delicious, and a ton more oily. Doesn't stop me from ordering dry-fried beef or dry-fried stringbeans every time.
I just had some BBQ ribs earlier and I'm still not hungry
EAT A FUCKING SALAD maybe?