Have you ever been in a fight?

[#686578]

When I was like 8 years old I was getting beat up and my sister picked the kid up by his ankles and spun him around and threw him (cleared the entire) street.

[Cairthenn]

I was playing football with some friends and some kids I barely knew. I threw the ball to this kid, he missed the catch and it hit him in the face.

He got pissed, decided to come over and start punching me..in the ear. Punched him in the face until he fell to the ground, kicked him for being an asshole. He got up a bit later and walked away and we'd continued as if nothing had happened.

I'm not a very violent person, really. :3

[_chuchu]

When I was like 8 years old I was getting beat up and my sister picked the kid up by his ankles and spun him around and threw him (cleared the entire) street.

sounds like someone got Wolf'd. that other kid btw

[#686578]

It was pretty awesome.

[_chuchu]

It was pretty awesome.

I would lol if I saw that, too tbh. Now I can't get Virtua Fighter outta my head

[Conrad]

I would like to take credit for the quality of my fight stories but they are both copy pasta since I don't have any real fight stories to talk about.

I don't think Canadians even know how to ball their hands into a fist, let alone throw a punch or get into a fight.

[Charismatic]

Nah, that's Europeans.

[Blarg]

I don't think Canadians even know how to ball their hands into a fist, let alone throw a punch or get into a fight.

Have you never seen the sport of face punching on ice, more commonly known as hockey? I am also Irish which should speak for itself in face punching. I just don't have any fight stories because I didn't grow up in a shitty place and I didn't go through a rebellious and angry adolescent phase. Make fun of canadians again and I will kick your ass bitch.

[_chuchu]

I've only been in two physical fights were in once in middle school and another in high school. Probably the most embarrassing fight of the two for me was the one during football practice. I was on O, the other guy on D. We were scrimmaging as I recall, and he was having a rough day with the seniors dogging him. Coach was very anal about form, so I did as I was told. He would not let go of my jersey after the whistle and was trying to knock me to the ground. I punched his face mask with a jab from my left then the center of his shoulder pads with one from the right and made him fall back on his ass. He eventually became our starting center and I was the starting guard. Our relationship just felt awkward to me because I couldn't forget about it. People called me "One-two " and I hated them for bringing it up because I didn't want to be regarded as violent in any way. It's very rare that anyone sees me seriously angry, more rare to see me in a fight since I'm more of a pacifist when it comes to dealing with most things.

Edit: Shit hurt because I was not wearing any gloves, but I still felt bad about it

[Shuemue]

Nah, that's Europeans.

Continental Europeans*

[Shuemue]

Because I assure you, the English know how to fight. The biggest ever empire and countless documentaries about football hooligans are proof enough.

[Bagel]

So one day, I'm chillin out, eating a cow with my homies, and everything's cool. Then suddenly, the power goes out, like some fat nerd haxored the computers. Needless to say, we decide to go out and eat Sam Jackson. But then later we're chasing these pussies and mother fucking T Rex comes out of nowhere and starts shit. Mother fucker just about bit me in half. That shit's not cool.

[Skjie]

I don't think Canadians even know how to ball their hands into a fist, let alone throw a punch or get into a fight.

I will tell you this much, it was the last time that kid ever tried to steal my pokemon blue/red/yellow games.

[Charismatic]

Because I assure you, the English know how to fight. The biggest ever empire and countless documentaries about football hooligans are proof enough.

[Bagel]

Really need to raise the driving age

[BRP]

I am going to go eat my own brain now.

[Ansems]

When I was in highschool I had this black chick for my 1st and 2nd period my school had block scheduling which mean periods 135 one day and 246 the next day so on a so forth. So I would be with her every morning. I would smoke every morning I guess she would notice that I was high and one day she asked me if she could smoke and I'm like yeah sure. she was really hot I tried getting with her after that day but she didnt mention her bf even tho we made out and I guess someone saw us and told her bf. so I was at lunch and that asshole picked me up and threw me on the table with food on top and started fighting me, I fought back and I got a few hits off but I still lost. after that me that the girl had to chill away from school grounds. My school was very slack, ppl would smoked in the parking lot.

[drwaffles]

They get really lax on smoking at school here once you turn 16... before then it's grounds for expulsion, once you go to 6th form (16-18 ) no once cares. Well, my school recently imposed a smoking area in an attempt to make the place slightly less unattractive for visitors. They made it in the car park. Idiots.

[Burnett]

I don't think Canadians even know how to ball their hands into a fist, let alone throw a punch or get into a fight.

A single punch separates our dual sided heads.

[Ansems]

They get really lax on smoking at school here once you turn 16... before then it's grounds for expulsion, once you go to 6th form (16-18 ) no once cares. Well, my school recently imposed a smoking area in an attempt to make the place slightly less unattractive for visitors. They made it in the car park. Idiots.

I'm not talking about cigs tho