I sneeze so hard it hurts

[Ryko]

hlep

[Bagel]

Oh Ryko, this reminds me. I have a friend going to grad school in Columbia and I need information from a real life kind of black guy who lives in New York. Can you run down the stereotypes of the five boroughs for me?

[Akanei]

AIDS.

[Akanei]

Hernia.

[Akanei]

Possibly the gay.

[Bagel]

But which one is which!

[Akanei]

Basically, shit's not lookin too good for you, brah.

[Charismatic]

But which one is which!

They're all the same.

[Ryko]

Manhattan is where everything worth a shit happens. Brooklyn is the best borough that isnt manhattan, if you want a more residential type area I guess. Bronx is all ghetto all the time, queens only has one place worth going to , main street in flushing, And staten island is essentially jersey anyway.

[Conrad]

That's not biased at all.

[Cairthenn]

I don't sneeze like a normal person.

[drwaffles]

You stole my sneeze, faggot.

[zoobernut]

Stop sneezing.

[Conrad]

Actually while I stick by my previous statement, I have to back up Ryko's claim except for the Staten Island part, since that only covers the northern half of New Jersey where all of the stupid guido fucks live. The southern half of the state is relatively clean.

[Kuya]

Bronx was really ugly.

[Kuya]

Queens was full of Asians and was boring.

[Kuya]

I don't know where Corona is but Mexicans annoy me, except the bitches at the bar.

[Kuya]

SoHo is gay.

[Kuya]

But that's not a borough i think.

[Kuya]

Manhattan was highly disorienting, and i found it was way too full of people to enjoy.