Hex attempts to bake dramacakes.

[Gaea]

Alright, well this is sort of an elaboration of a prank on FFXIAH, but it's apparently spun out of control and GMs and the Special Task Force Unit are now involved.

Basically, during the maintenance, I posted what was going to be an April Fool's joke about offering sex for gil/alexandrite. The idea was that mythic weapons are very expensive, and I'm too poor to buy gil so I'd try to earn my mythic in "other ways".

Some of the things that Hex is telling GMs are:

1: ) I plan to disregard my birth control for black men because I love mixed babies. (This is actually true, any baby I make will definitely be mixed and my girlfriend said she's fine with that.) However, I'm not going to be a skank about it.

2: ) I'm offering GFE sex for gil and Alexandrite. (This was the main part of the joke.) GFE sex is a term hookers use. It's referred to as "Girlfriend Experience" because there's no prophylactics used. I simply rely on orthotricycline, lol.

3: ) That I'm starting a "business" on the web that solicits sex for gil/alexandrite/items in FFXI.

Here's the original thread.
http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/?topic_id=2293

Here's my response:

Alright, so those of you that know me, are aware of my little prank about whoring myself out for a mythic because I'm too poor to buy gil. I even said I'd make it into a business, yada yada. When my thread was locked, I've been literally inundated by requests, ideas on this website and others such as my FFXICLOPEDIA inbox.

Well, apparently, there's one person who's taken this to a whole new level and that's Hex of Odin server.

He's been telling his LS members (screenshots to come soon), that he's getting me banned from FFXI for "whoring" myself out for gil.

A little backstory is Hex was suspended for about 48 hours for vulgar sexual harassment after I quit his LS a couple of years ago. It started out as little jokes about having phone sex and stuff and eventually escalated. He became really irritated and rude in the LS referring to me as his "bitch" and whatnot, so I just said "Thanks for the good times guys, Take care." Then, I tossed the pearl.

Hex wasn't happy about this and assaulted me with vulgar, sexually explicit content which Croxx of Odin server even posted on Killing Ifrit after I sent him the screenshots. It was really funny at the time because we thought Hex was banned but it turned out to be just a 48 hour suspension.

Anyways, long story short, Hex has been discussing with his LS members, at length, that he's in the process of getting me banned and he's in direct, exclusive dialogue with the highest tiers of the GM team and they are working with the Special Task Force Unit in conjunction with this FFXIAH's forum administrators to track my IP on this website and in game to ban me.

Let's go over a couple of reasons why Hex is a retard.

A: ) SE doesn't need a reason to ban me, or any of us. We've already ascertained that.
B: ) SE doesn't use third party websites as criteria for taking action against accounts.
C: ) If a GM actually read my thread, they'd probably be mature enough to laugh and see it was a maintenance joke.
D: ) GMs, along with the rest of us, don't take lolHex seriously.
E: ) Nobody should take me seriously, either, as a matter of fact.

Anyays, needless to say, this is one of a few maintenance pranks I've done over the past 5 years. I was going to do it on April 1st, but then it would have been too obvious, and maintenance sounded like it would be more fun. Some people love it, some people hate it, but everyone is usually entertained either way. For those of you with a sense of humor, I hope you enjoyed it. For those of you without a sense of humor, I hope it gave you something to bitch about to pass the time while you waited for servers to go up.

Ciao!

[Wenslydale]

inb4 this isn't advanced?

[Issac]

Do you have any uncensored nudes?

[Gaea]

inb4 this isn't advanced?

It can be moved to Advanced if need be. It was just an FFXI related prank on FFXIAH. I don't think it's that important, but some people might be entertained, so I thought I'd post.

Do you have any uncensored nudes?

My gf took a couple on her cell the night before last. I have one I took a couple years ago which is the pic I posted but this version is uncensored. No, I won't post it : )

I'm really not that pretty, and I'm probably twice your age.

[Knyghtmayre]

Ehhhhhhhhh wall with sex thrown in there a couple times.

3/10 even though I didn't read the entire thing, you sound like you really believe whatever you're fighting for or against. I don't though. What do I get for 100k?

[Colenzo]

id hit poof if i could get past who i had my dick in afterwards

[Wenslydale]

What do I get for 100k?

I'd get nudes first.

[Knyghtmayre]

I'm not nearly as selective as you.

[zagex]

wait a second, I thought this was going to be about hexidecimal numbers >.>

[cdgreg]

tldr but april fools = april 1, not the 8th

ps. leave odin, guh

[Gaea]

tldr but april fools = april 1, not the 8th

ps. leave odin, guh

lol this is coming from cdgreg. silence yourself donkey.


And, yeah I was too busy to do it on the 1st, and on april 2nd i decided I'd do it on maintenance day.

[Shinryuu]

Can this be deleted?

Mods?

[Renzy]

1. He starts drama because he has nothing better to do since his LS is increasingly dying.
2. Even if it was a 'prank', it was still retarded to post something like that.

[Charismatic]

I know this is the wrong forum section, so I almost don't even want to post in this thread... but uh.

I don't think it was a prank at all, I think your brain finally started working and you want to back out of this silly game.
Please don't call it a prank, just tell the truth. No one will think less of you (as most people don't really think much of you atm anyway),

So, if you ever change your mind (again)... my gil is waiting.

[Thorny]

prank or not, it amused the fuck out of me until i realized it was poof

if she gets banned i'm going to cream in my pants

[Starr]

I think everyone should report for a ban

[Garka]

Can this be deleted?

Mods?

^

[altwight]

sounds like this hex d00d is a sad angry kid

[Thorny]

if wanting to get poof banned means you're a sad angry kid then 3/4 of this forum is made up of them

[Cephius]

Nominee for "Worst thread on BG 2009 Edition"