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    Some fucking crazy shit just happened and I'm freaked the fuck out

    So yesterday my friend came from Iraq and I didn't see him yesterday cause I wanted to give him time with his wife. So this morning I woke up and went to his house so we can smoke along with two of my other friends. I walk in the house I see see his wife and she looks like shes been crying. I've known his wife longer than him, so I decided to talk to her and see what was going on.

    Shes all like crying and trying to talk but like the feeling overwhelmed her. so after like 5 mins of her crying she told me that he was cheating on him and she started to cry even more. I told her "stop crying like if you were going to die" She got really mad and told me that it was diffrent and I dont understand. She told me that she found a video recording of my friend getting head from another guy and that in the video he says "you give better head than my wife" I'm like
    ∑(O_O;).

    I asked myself, Why does this shit happen to me? like I didnt wanna know that at all. I try to be nice and comfort ppl in there time of need but fuck something always goes wrong.

    So he comes back from the market and I just freaked out cause I was in a room with her and I didnt want him to know that I knew. he saw me leave hes room; ; So I just said "hey" like if I didnt see him for 2 yrs. /sigh I fucked up I crack under pressure. SO I was like fuck it I'm leaving I'm not going to be caught up in this mess.

    And now I have 5 new voice msgs I'm to scared to listen to them

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    NOT YOUR FUCKING TWITTER

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    you know I haven't checked twitter out yet

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    Don't do it, I heard twitter is getting head from another dude. You better freak out because your friend is gay.

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    This isn't crazy. Fuck this thread.

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    You have the worst people skills I've ever come across. Go to twitter, have 2 followers, whine to no one because why the fuck would anyone read some unimportant faggot's twitter

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    I don't care my friend is gay, I'm just embarrassed that I put myself in the mess and that he knows I know. Its gotta be pretty embarrassing for him too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    You have the worst people skills I've ever come across. Go to twitter, have 2 followers, whine to no one because why the fuck would anyone read some unimportant faggot's twitter
    Your opinion counts.

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    QUICK KILL YOURSELF

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    ^What he said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay View Post
    QUICK KILL YOURSELF
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    Let him suck your dick.

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    Why the fuck did you bump this? Faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Why the fuck did you bump this? Faggot.
    ASKING SAME QUESTION TO KIA

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    Why the fuck did you bump this? Faggot.

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    GODDAMN CHAR WTF FAGGOT STOP BUMPIN

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    Ryko, Charismatic, Woozie, Mizango, men of colour everywhere... does the OP make you ashamed of your kind?

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    ∑(O_O;).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue View Post
    Ryko, Charismatic, Woozie, Mizango, men of colour everywhere... does the OP make you ashamed of your kind?
    He's not black.

























































    BUT HE CLAIMS TO BE WHITE


































































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