Once upon a time

[Kuya]

Once upon a time, there was an unlucky girl.
All she wanted was to be happy. So she went to a clover field.
She found a one-leaf clover, but she dropped it on the road.
She found a two-leaf clover, but it slipped into the shadows.
She found a three leaf clover, but a witch hid it away.
She wanted to find a four-leaf clover, but she was too unlucky.

[Colenzo]

/wrists

[Kuya]

Once, a girl found a box.
The Bird of Happiness was inside.
The bird would take her to Forever Land, or so she hoped.
Each box was smaller than the last.
In a cramped, dark space, she finally found her little bird.
But it was far too little, and far too late.
The bird was long dead. It had met a bloody fate.
The End

The moral: everlasting happiness is a joke.

[Kuya]

A long time ago, the Mermaid Princess fell in love with a human prince.
But for years, her love went unrequited.
Before long, she was old and decrepit,
all alone even on the day of her death.
The poor, poor Princess of the Sea Kingdom.
Who'd ever want to become an ugly woman like her?
"I am yours, even in death."

[Kuya]

Little sister wrote a letter, bah bah.
Big sister munched it up, bah bah.
Little sister studied her notes, bah bah.
Big sister tore them to shreds, bah bah.
Little sister wanted to read big sister the letter, so she fetched it from her sister's stomach.
But with big sister dead in a pool of amber blood, who is there to read the letter to? Bah bah.
Even "true love" is quickly shredded by conflict.

[Kuya]

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who told lies.

She liked to scare the other girls by screaming,
"Stray Dog is coming, Stray Dog is coming!"

But soon, everyone stopped being scared. They hated the way that
she lied.

One day, the girl came home, screaming,
"Stray Dog is coming, really!"

Everyone thought it was just another lie.

Except this time, it was no lie at all, and so they were all
gobbled up.

The End.

[Kuya]

What miserable little children.

[Antithesis]

Shue, who the fuck made Kuya a mod seriously?

[Shiroikage]

Shue, who the fuck made Kuya a mod seriously?

y u have to haet

[tyven]

kuya > aesop

[Antithesis]

y u have to haet

Cause Boriquas make me sick!

[Blarg]

happily ever after

oh god what a terrible thread

[tyven]

I NEED MORE

[Kuya]

Cause Boriquas make me sick!

jealous

[Ryko]

Once upon a time there was a skin
Its name was silverwhite
FUCK

[Kuya]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FORUMSKIN

[drwaffles]

Fuck you all, Kuya just won my heart.

[Cairthenn]

Little sister wrote a letter, bah bah.
Big sister munched it up, bah bah.
Little sister studied her notes, bah bah.
Big sister tore them to shreds, bah bah.
Little sister wanted to read big sister the letter, so she fetched it from her sister's stomach.
But with big sister dead in a pool of amber blood, who is there to read the letter to? Bah bah.
Even "true love" is quickly shredded by conflict.

I shed a tear, no lie.

[Olo401]

once
there was this girl who
wouldn't go and change
with the girls in the change room
but when they finally made her
they
saw
birthmarks all over her body

[drwaffles]

Once upon a time, there was a precious little girl.
Her friend, the Princess of the Red Rose, was always at her side.
Then one day, her mummy and daddy died suddenly.
And the poor little was sent away to a strange house.