Once upon a time

[Day]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FORUMSKIN

NOT FALLING FOR THIS ONE

[Tricen]

Once upon a time, Kuya and I touched dicks.

[Kuya]

Once upon a time, there was a precious little girl.
Her friend, the Princess of the Red Rose, was always at her side.
Then one day, her mummy and daddy died suddenly.
And the poor little was sent away to a strange house.

These stories should be made into Disney movies.

[drwaffles]

Can get some underage slut to play Jennifer, just shorten the dress by about 7/8ths and we're good to go.

[Kuya]

I'm not sure how i feel about Diana. Are we sure she's 13?

[drwaffles]

Bloody revealing curtsy for a 13-year-old, wouldn't you say?

[Mizango]

Fuck that, if there's grass on the field...

[drwaffles]

Fuck that, if there's grass on the field...

If you're into firecrotch, that's fine.

[Kuya]

I love red heads.

[Mizango]

Rescinding previous statement.

[Mizango]

I love red heads.

See that's what I was thinking too. Except I was talking about bitches.


Edit: Bitches: See also; Woman.

I dont trust you mofos.

[Kuya]

No, she's a bitch alright.

[Mizango]

You know what? I don't like where this is going. I just realized I'm trapped in between Kuya and Whimsic this can only turn out bad.


Edit: Trapped: See trapped; not raped.

[Mizango]

Glad I didn't say between and rock and a hard place. This is already turning bad.

[drwaffles]

Bad means good in your dialect, right?

[Kuya]

Paranoid!

[Mizango]

OMG IM CATCHING ZEE GAY!!1

Good thing its simply a matter of choice, whew. I just made to choice to stick to bitches n hoes. I feel much better now.

[Mizango]

Lord knows I don't need to build further contempt in gods brown eye by enabling teh gay.

"In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen"

Indeed.

[Kuya]

Grats, now you've turned the thread into something about gays. You people are obsessed.

[Mizango]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z...irklazarus.jpg
What do you mean, "you people"?