Hairdresser Rapes Robber

[Heian]

In Soviet Russia, woman rapes you.

[thestalkmore]

BRB robbing Adriana Lima

[Devek]

I'm so going to rob this place.

[Kazen]

Isn't yellow belt just above white belt? The way the article sounds, she kicked his ass, but I mean... yellow belt?

Depends on which style of martial arts it is. In the most common style of martial arts (Tae Kwon Do) yes yellow belt is right after white belt.

[Pikarya]

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[Apelila]

In Soviet Russia, woman rapes you.

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I want to see the guy, the chick doesn't look horribly ugly to have to rape some random dude.

[Sol-Blackguy]

I thought robbers were the ones that were hard up.

[Jer]

First thing that ran through my head before reading the article was the hairdresser would be a guy and a female robber. Once I saw it was the other way around, the next thing I thought was, Well, what did she do, stick a dildo up his ass for punishment? But no, it was just sex on Viagra. You would think somebody committing armed robbery would not have such high morals.

Also surprised he went to the cops. What did he think, they'd let him go for armed robbery because he got lucky?

[Colenzo]

how the fuck did that fat cunt do anything to him, how the fuck is she an anything in karate? it looks like it would take every ounce of her being to lift a leg to even perform any sort of martial art. Fucking fat people man

[Jer]

The picture of the fat woman is not a picture of the hairdresser.

[Colenzo]

oh, ok then i guess it couldnt have been that bad

[Norelco]

In Soviet Russia, woman rapes you.

LOL, lock the thread...now!

Heian...fucking WINNER!

[jmc]

Death by snoo snoo

You sir, just had people down the hall wondering why I am laughing so loud.

Awesome

[Iono]

First thing that ran through my head before reading the article was the hairdresser would be a guy and a female robber. Once I saw it was the other way around, the next thing I thought was, Well, what did she do, stick a dildo up his ass for punishment? But no, it was just sex on Viagra. You would think somebody committing armed robbery would not have such high morals.

Also surprised he went to the cops. What did he think, they'd let him go for armed robbery because he got lucky?

I thought he'd get raped by some tranny hairdresser....

[Mizango]

This is an awesome story lol. I don't know why he went to the cops tbh, I'd rob it every single week.

[Firedemon]

In the style of martial arts I do (Isshin-Ryu karate), yellow is right after white as well. I guess she just picked up on techniques quickly lol.

[zoobernut]

This is an awesome story lol. I don't know why he went to the cops tbh, I'd rob it every single week.

If you read the end of the article she was force feeding him viagra and after he was free he went to the hospital because apparently she damaged his genitals.

[Devek]

Go on.

[Headspace]

I still fail to see the problem here.

[Mizango]

If you read the end of the article she was force feeding him viagra and after he was free he went to the hospital because apparently she damaged his genitals.

I still fail to see the problem here.

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