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    Its true love when it hurts so good.

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    Wow, she tore his dick. Super Vag?

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    Sometimes i wonder whether you guys are really serious about these things or not.

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    Her vagoo has teeth. Only logical explanation. That, or she fucked him good. And this, i approve of. Let the robbing begin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Sometimes i wonder whether you guys are really serious about these things or not.
    100%

    Who snitches on a bitch that rips your dick off? Fuck that, you get that bitches number. I shit you not, that is exactly what I would do.

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    Rape == porn. FPS == war. 21st century fuck yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    100%

    Who snitches on a bitch that rips your dick off? Fuck that, you get that bitches number. I shit you not, that is exactly what I would do.
    I'd get the number of a surgeon who can put my shit back on. Then yeah, call that bitch up.

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    Some much win in this thread that I just can't quote it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    Her vagoo has teeth. Only logical explanation. That, or she fucked him good. And this, i approve of. Let the robbing begin.
    Vagina Dentata is no laughing matter sir!

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    She must have been too rough and accidentally gave him a penile fracture:Penile fracture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Either that or he had an erection that lasted for more than 4 hours. The article is too vague to tell.

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    Well I'm married, waking up the next day and having a sore dick for a day or 3 isn't that big of a deal. I mean come on, man the fuck up already. I mean I know I'm not the only one but I've heard my dick make snapping and popping sounds before and I never once even given half a thought to breaking stride.

    The guy just sounds like a pussy to me. I'm just saying that I wouldn't have gone to the cops or reported it unless she was ugly as sin or some behemoth bull dyke named Tabitha or something. Other than that just check that fantasy off the list and move it on along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    The guy just sounds like a pussy to me.

    That's pretty much all that needs to be said

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    After fucking three or four times over the course of a few hours your dick feels like it's about to fall off. If he was being force fed viagra and was getting fucked more than ten times a day I can imagine it'd be a little more than sore.

    Although, once it's recovered he'll be able to knock people down with it as it will have the strength of a gorilla. SUPER DICK WORKOUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Well I'm married, waking up the next day and having a sore dick for a day or 3 isn't that big of a deal. I mean come on, man the fuck up already. I mean I know I'm not the only one but I've heard my dick make snapping and popping sounds before and I never once even given half a thought to breaking stride.
    Almost married, still applies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skjie View Post
    Almost married, still applies.
    ^ A real man.

    *bro-fist

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    If it still hurts a week later you did it right.

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    Hairdresser made by a slave of bandit, who attacked its salon. Girl jeered above it three days
    http://life.ru/media/images/0409/c99...d10c0fb21b.jpg

    No one and think could that brittle Olga will prove to be this fury
    Olga turned herself into the police only when it learned about the statement of her victim
    http://life.ru/media/content/0409/81...ac0c2cd5e7.jpg

    Occupations rowing in the youth did not help Victor to manage [sambistkoy] Olga
    http://life.ru/media/content/0409/58...ba23968184.jpg

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    Her grill appears to be intact, she is no Behemoth and she has a nice rack, what was the problem again? Victor, Victor, Victor when will you learn that beggars cant be choosers.

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    Babelfish translator never fails in making me laugh at its failure.

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    Google translate is better:
    Classes are boating in youth have not helped to cope with Victor sambistkoy Olga
    Classes of boating in youth have not helped Victor cope with Olga?

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