Working from home?

[Colenzo]

Does anybody know anything about how one would acquire such a job?

[Howard Roark]

Does anybody know anything about how one would acquire such a job?

my uncle realized he could not only do his existing job as a consultant for his company, he realized that due to his specialized expertise and their need of it, he would make more as a private operator

so if you have a desired skill in a nice market that is of course a good start but to break into it, i'm sure you've seen all those garbage ads for sealing envelopes, getting people to click on internet ads and all kind of horrible labor that, yes allows you to work at home, but typically requires ungodly amount of hours put in to make what you otherwise would in a "real job's" 40 hour work week

then of course there's pyramid schemes and we won't talk about those

the real money is doing things people are too lazy to do (if you don't have that sepcialized expertise and the knowledge how to cater to your markets) which often involves a fair amount of legwork. I used to work at a postal outlet and a few people sold collectibles or ran a .com store from their home, shipping to clients without the overhead costs of a store and multiple employees



if all else fails you could be a ffxi GM, but I think you have to live in the LA area and they may not even work from home

[Howard Roark]

oh, and you can work as an adult phoneline operator if you have a decent voice

[Colenzo]

Meh, the only reason I ask this is the situation I am in. I don't have car insurance at the moment and I have no form of transportation to and from work. -.- My parents are saying they will help me if I can get a job. Problem is that I can't get them off their ass to do anything, and to add on top of it all I live like 10 miles away from the nearest town so its like a big cluster fuck of gayness. I have been applying for stuff online but I only have like 3 months of job experience. Woooo<_> nobody wants to hire my lame ass. lol

[Darkslitter]

have you considered creating a webcam porn site?

[Colenzo]

i dont think anybody wants to see a short white kids little dick

[Darkslitter]

I totally would pay to see that

[Darkslitter]

I'd probably download it illegally

[Darkslitter]

ok I wouldn't watch it at all, but people who definately aren't me watch people taking shits on each other. So someone probably would like it

[Colenzo]

irl or wat

[Colenzo]

watching people shit on each-other is wholesome entertainment ok? I take a lot of pride in the "shit" that ive seen

[Darkslitter]

irl, and fine, I like a little bit of pissing but definately not shitting on each other

[Darkslitter]

ok ok ok all right I like shitting too, quite a bit

[Colenzo]

Dude, have you ever seen that japanese video of where that chick shits in the clear plastic toilet and theres a hose with a mouth piece coming from the toilet? The guy STRAIGHT UP beer bongs this chicks asshole contents.

[Darkslitter]

no poidh

[Day]

pass on those pics

[Colenzo]

i dont have the energy to provide the source atm anyways ~_~ so tired