Texas do us all a favor....

[Abandon]

Take some Red Balls. Then break the state off yourself, and save yourself the wait.

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[MarkM.]

Not that anyone really cares, but at the end of 2008, Texas had a 10 BILLION dollar surplus in the state budget, so Rick Perry rejecting 500 million in the stimulus bill, I don't really see it being that big of an issue.

Also, as Abandon mentioned earlier, Texas does have the right to break off from the United States if the state itself every decided it wanted to. It's in the state constitution, and a few other legal government documents.

[Fhloston]

This is golden. I have no state pride whatsoever, but Chuck Norris as prez is just win. "in b4 my president will kick your president's ass"

I really don't care if they attempt this anyhow, I plan to GTFO of this state whenever I possibly can.

Also Miz, you mentioned black as being the minority here. I lol'd at that since it seems everyone else in this area are the minorities compared to blacks. When I moved to this area of Houston (Alief) it was pretty diverse. Now I see more blacks than anything. I seriously thought the elementary and middle schools nearby converted to an all-black system. No, I'm not ranting against blacks, just saying what I've seen on this side of town.

I remember north side Houston was like a mini-mexico though lol.

[zoobernut]

Also, as Abandon mentioned earlier, Texas does have the right to break off from the United States if the state itself every decided it wanted to. It's in the state constitution, and a few other legal government documents.

Re-read his post he said that Texas has the right to divide itself into many smaller states not secede from the USA.

[Invictusx]

I don't get all the hate on Texas. It's not bad here. It's pretty much the same as any other place I've been to.

Except that everything is bigger


Especially the people

[Dimmauk]

This is golden. I have no state pride whatsoever, but Chuck Norris as prez is just win. "in b4 my president will kick your president's ass"

I really don't care if they attempt this anyhow, I plan to GTFO of this state whenever I possibly can.

Also Miz, you mentioned black as being the minority here. I lol'd at that since it seems everyone else in this area are the minorities compared to blacks. When I moved to this area of Houston (Alief) it was pretty diverse. Now I see more blacks than anything. I seriously thought the elementary and middle schools nearby converted to an all-black system. No, I'm not ranting against blacks, just saying what I've seen on this side of town.

I remember north side Houston was like a mini-mexico though lol.

I'd guess that was because of Katrina.



Does it seem like the possible Republican candidates for President are messing up on purpose? First Palin, then Jidal, and now Perry.

[Charismatic]

This is golden. I have no state pride whatsoever, but Chuck Norris as prez is just win. "in b4 my president will kick your president's ass"

I really don't care if they attempt this anyhow, I plan to GTFO of this state whenever I possibly can.

Also Miz, you mentioned black as being the minority here. I lol'd at that since it seems everyone else in this area are the minorities compared to blacks. When I moved to this area of Houston (Alief) it was pretty diverse. Now I see more blacks than anything. I seriously thought the elementary and middle schools nearby converted to an all-black system. No, I'm not ranting against blacks, just saying what I've seen on this side of town.

I remember north side Houston was like a mini-mexico though lol.

Mini-Mexico, what the fuck are you talking about?
Nothing but Asians and white-as-fuck motherfuckers around here.

[Meepein]

Per List of U.S. state secession proposals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

While it would not technically constitute secession, it is worth noting that under the treaty by which the Republic of Texas was admitted to the Union, it had the right to divide itself into as many as five different states. It is not clear whether this provides any power beyond that already provided by the Constitution. What is clear is that the Texas Legislature would have to approve any proposal to divide the state using this prerogative. There were a significant number of Texans who supported dividing the state in its early decades. They were generally called divisionists. However, it is noted that since after the American Civil War, no state was allowed to secede from the Union. This included Texas and, since the treaty required for Texas to choose whether or not to separate the state, it was agreed upon that the state would not, and therefore, the proposal was null.[41][42][43]
However, it should be noted that in order to return to the Union during Reconstruction, Texas was forced to give up this right.

So, Texas HAD the right to split into 5 different states, with all 5 states staying in the Union. But then they went and joined the Confederacy, and wooooosh, that went bye bye. They cannot split anymore, that deal was voided back in Reconstruction. Someone should remind Gov. Fuckwit that, hey, something called the Civil War happened, and Texas had to pay some consequences for seceding.

But, hey, why should a Govenor look at history, he has RAGE over stimulus money.

[Mizango]

Except that everything is bigger


Especially the people

Q.What is the difference between a Texas beauty queen and a Hereford Bull?

A. Oh, about 10 lbs.

Greatest joke ever. Again, if you go you will understand. You can literally see the diabeetus writhing through their capillaries and veins. I don't know about Houston but in South Texas, well from Victoria on down everyone has those electric scooters because they are so goddamn fat that their knees buckle under the weight.

It's fucked up.

Mini-Mexico, what the fuck are you talking about?
Nothing but Asians and white-as-fuck motherfuckers around here.

Nah dawg, come correct. You know you are full of shit lol and you know that I know that you're full of shit. You cant pull that "Miz don't know bout Texas" card. Just wait till I'm in Houston for that wedding, I plan to open your eyes for the first time sucka.

[Dimmauk]

Damn Miz, its like your ex girlfriend cheated on you with Texas. Where you abused as a child by a bully named Texas? LOL

Anything North of Austin is fucking scary.

[Mizango]

Nah. Texas is redeeming itself slowly, they cut Terrell Owens so y'all good in my book. Now if I could just get you guys to cut Charismatic.....

[Creeps]

Goddamnit people. Wikipedia is not a credible source for anything; the internuts are vast, find other sources to use.

[Abandon]

Goddamnit people. Wikipedia is not a credible source for anything; the internuts are vast, find other sources to use.

Who are you?


And man, while there are some big, and i mean *fucking huge* people in Texas, I dare say we have some of the best home-grown hotties around. All of Cali's shit is brought in, like vegetables.

And as for Fhloston, man, get your shit together. Hispanics are the majority in the state as of almost 6 years ago, and will only get higher, as they fuck like rabbits, don't believe in condoms/pulling out, etc.

I agree with Miz though. Ever since Dallas cut T.O., I have a bit more faith in my home state.

[Charismatic]

Nah dawg, come correct. You know you are full of shit lol and you know that I know that you're full of shit. You cant pull that "Miz don't know bout Texas" card. Just wait till I'm in Houston for that wedding, I plan to open your eyes for the first time sucka.

He said north side bitch, you never been up here... shit I bet your bitch ass ain't been nowhere but fuckin' third ward since you only talk about lone star cards

[Dimmauk]

Who are you?


And man, while there are some big, and i mean *fucking huge* people in Texas, I dare say we have some of the best home-grown hotties around. All of Cali's shit is brought in, like vegetables.

And as for Fhloston, man, get your shit together. Hispanics are the majority in the state as of almost 6 years ago, and will only get higher, as they fuck like rabbits, don't believe in condoms/pulling out, etc.

I agree with Miz though. Ever since Dallas cut T.O., I have a bit more faith in my home state.

You forgot about the MExicans that are coming over the border to take your jobs too. You are right, all Hispanics fuck like rabbits, we will make all your white blond girls prego with vatos.

[Mizango]

He said north side bitch, you never been up here... shit I bet your bitch ass ain't been nowhere but fuckin' third ward since you only talk about lone star cards

lol I forgot you live in the booji part of town. No worries, so do I. Houston is huge, leave your gated community and keep it real, stop frontin' cholo.

You know good and damn well you got a lone star card too. lol we should rock matching zoot suits with spats. That should would be the hotness.

[Charismatic]

leave my gated community? but there's blacks and mexicans out there... are you insane?

[Ksandra]

Did Texas forget we have an army? Or do they REALLY think Chuck Norris can defeat them all?

Oh wait, nvm.

[Stiker]

Once I heard this, I knew a thread would pop up here...also figured Miz would put it up too lol.

But yeah, Perry is a fucking idiot. Pretty much everyone I've talked to has been laughing their asses off at him.

Fun fact about Perry/Texas: our elections for governor do not require a typical majority vote (50%+ or you need a runoff). IIRC, Perry won his seat by getting somewhere around 35% of the votes. So over 60% of Texas didn't even want this guy in office lol.

As an aside, Miz, in the future you will be in Texas wearing a Cowboys jersey, drinking a Shiner (or a Lone Star), and being pumped for the Super Bowl run with Vick/Plax combo.

[Mizango]

lol Striker, so much win in one post.