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  1. #1
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    Do you think a depressed person would masturbate more or less?

    I'm not making a poll

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    I don't fucking know... but I masturbate all the damn time and I'm not depressed.

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    Yeah I mean given the idea that the person already churns more butter than an amish community, would their being depressed cause them to take it to even more unnatural levels or make them not as desiring of cranking it out?

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    I doubt it would change a fucking thing.

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    I dont know, I wouldnt think your penis would give a shit if you was sad or not.

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    Nah I'm going under the assumption tht they'd still pop boners as normal.

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    More. Definitely more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drwaffles View Post
    More. Definitely more.
    What if you already masturbate at every possible moment.

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    Then you grow a second penis and double-pump.

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    Awesome... now, I just need to find out how to get depressed.

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    Mirror, etc.

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    didn't work... now I'm just aroused

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    if i had two cocks id pretend like I was flying a jet fighter when i masturbate

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    ^ haha

    @Chari: Think about how you'll never fuck any of 'dem anime girlies?

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    To be honest, with your frequency of masturbation you're probably already horribly depressed and just don't realise it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    if i had two cocks id pretend like I was flying a jet fighter when i masturbate
    FUCK get out of my head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashiXI View Post
    ^ haha

    @Chari: Think about how you'll never fuck any of 'dem anime girlies?
    I'd rather be fuckin your mom bro

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    His mom is an anime girly

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    poidh

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    nah son dont wanna depress you

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