Do you think a depressed person would masturbate more or less?

[Charismatic]

would be jealous of the two-cock, eh?

[Colenzo]

shitting dick nipples bitch?

[Tsutsumiko]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0316449527.jpg

[Ruuz]

More. You masturbate because you're home by yourself and not with a real woman, which makes you depressed so you masturbate, which makes you more depressed, etc. It's a vicious cycle.

[Charismatic]

Who the fuck would be depressed about not being with a 'real woman'?
Are you fucking retarded? I'm saving shittons of money and the only thing I'm missing out on is pussy which I still get on occasion anyway.

FUCK THAT.

[Charismatic]

Let me be the first to say... pussy ain't all that it's cracked up to be.
Once you've done shit, now I can't say that during my high school/early college years I was just getting all the pussy but like, I've fucked twins and done shit that motherfuckers fatasize about.

None of it is as good as it's cracked up to be.

None.

[Kiarax]

Using both hands to fap isn't what people mean when they say they'd love to fuck twins.

[Charismatic]

lol, this is why I'm going to rape you.
That's like the one thing I haven't done yet

[Misterjingles]

Rape is pretty overrated.

[Misterjingles]

Ok I lied. It's when they fight back is when it's great.

[Misterjingles]

So I heard.

[Charismatic]

Ok I lied. It's when they fight back is when it's great.

Well, it's pretty obvious that she doesn't want it... so I think she'll put up a decent fight.

[Misterjingles]

Nah she wants it. You can tell by how hard they "don't" want it

[Charismatic]

That must be a European thing, females down here don't operate on that level.

[Misterjingles]

All girls want the penis. Even the ones that say they don't, they just don't know it yet.

[Charismatic]

That's not what I mean dawg... I don't mean the penis, I mean my penis.
I mean, I know I'm the fuckin man... but just like any other I can't get every single female.

[Misterjingles]

Also Sacramento is in the west coast. But maybe european bitches are that way, I mean I heard that the hookers there get health coverage.

[Misterjingles]

That's not what I mean dawg... I don't mean the penis, I mean my penis.
I mean, I know I'm the fuckin man... but just like any other I can't get every single female.

A rag and some chlorofoam can increase your cock proc rate to 100%

[Charismatic]

Yeah, I know... but then she won't be able to fight back.
That's boring.

[Misterjingles]

Use a bottle of ammonia to bring her back once you got the proper positioning.