Steak

[Charismatic]

Not sure what you're trying to say.

[Charismatic]

And for the record, I don't approve of those colors.

[Cairthenn]

If you can't enjoy a medium rare steak, stop eating shitty meat, and/or learn how to cook them properly. Some crap between two slices of bread isn't a proper steak, and shouldn't be used to judge the entire food by. You're supposed to eat the good shit with a knife and a fork, not expect to tear into it with your teeth alone.

Seriously. You call yourselves men? What the fuck is this shit?

Whenever I prepare one -- and I always make sure I have a nice cut of steak when I do -- I use a thick dusting of kosher salt on an evenly-heated iron skillet, pre-heated medium temperature, on a gas stove top. Depending upon the thickness of the cut, I'll either cook it for four to seven minutes on one side, then -- after dusting it -- flip it, and cook the other side for an equal period of time. This results in a medium rare steak with a crust (and it won't stick to the pan, unless you use crappy ass cookware, or an improperly treated iron skillet) that is fucking awesome, tender, juicy, and delicious.

If I'm up to it, I'll pre-mix the kosher salt with garlic, cayenne pepper, black pepper, or this and that. Shit is amazing.

If that doesn't sound appetizing to you, learn to fucking cook.

Dear god, go write a fucking cook book. Entitle it stupid shit no one wants to read. Seriously this post was a fucking waste of time and this is me talking.

DO NOT POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

[Shiroikage]

And it is complete.

http://i44.tinypic.com/nwn4tl.jpg

Time for breakfast.

That is definitely not a difficult crust to achieve.

[Akanei]

Black man likes black food.

This isn't really mindblowing shit, people.

[Akanei]

I mean, yeah, he's wrong. Shit's a waste of steak, but you can't seriously be surprised.

[Ryko]

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[Cairthenn]

You're wrong, again. I'd say "fuck off fag" but it's just awkward when the guy's actually gay.

I did not log on after a whole day of my internet working to read a cook book. Go figure out how to work your Wii instead of pretending you don't have one.

[Ryko]

Spoilers: no one cares what a shitty poster logged on to do, no one rages when you waste our fucking time with fail after fail post.

[Cairthenn]

You forgot your spoiler tag. Fucking ruined it.

[_chuchu]

Does anyone here like green eggs and ham?

[Cairthenn]

If i say yes, will everyone else hate them? Because I want them all to myself.

[TaruMortis]

Does anyone here like green eggs and ham?

Shit's gross.

[Shiroikage]

Men are the only true chefs.

[Conrad]

Wait why wouldn't the meat on a steak sandwich be well done?

This, by the way, is a steak sandwich:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...heesesteak.jpg

I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.

[_chuchu]

My heart skipped a few beats. It is in love

[Colenzo]

sigh i havent had a good steak sammich in ages

[_chuchu]

sigh i havent had a good steak sammich in ages

go to a cuban restaurant and order a pan con bistek. I swear you will want your bread to always be pressed.

[Colenzo]

sounds sexual, afk getting one

[#686578]

Wait why wouldn't the meat on a steak sandwich be well done?

This, by the way, is a steak sandwich:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...heesesteak.jpg

I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.

That does look pretty good.