The iPhone is going to be the worst thing since the Wii

[Colenzo]

vaginas are so useful man

[Ivve]

true about the condoms i guess, but since i do the whole pill thing, i'd actually have to go out and buy condoms on purpose. not convenient for my situation.

and you can buy other controllers for the wii, but not all games can be programmed to use them. if they can, it's just something i don't know how to do. i can't play the new animal crossing with the gamecube controller, for example.

[Ivve]

stop usin dildos

i need a valid replacement for the sex i'm not getting.

[Ivve]

vaginas are so useful man

they're good for shit like umbrella storage, but then you have to be careful because they can also spawn babies. it's a lot like having a pet gremlin, really. cute and nice until you get the wrong liquids on it at a bad time and then FUCK YOUR LIFE

[Day]

i need a valid replacement for the sex i'm not getting.

Thats horribly sad. well at least don't use vibrators, I don't think the human dick can replicate that motion unless they have a seziure condition.

[Colenzo]

they're good for shit like umbrella storage, but then you have to be careful because they can also spawn babies. it's a lot like having a pet gremlin, really. cute and nice until you get the wrong liquids on it at a bad time and then FUCK YOUR LIFE

oh i was just talking about how I can put my dick in them

[Colenzo]

Thats horribly sad. well at least don't use vibrators, I don't think the human dick can replicate that motion unless they have a seziure condition.

parkinson's is a hit with the ladies

[Ivve]

Thats horribly sad. well at least don't use vibrators, I don't think the human dick can replicate that motion unless they have a seziure condition.

yes, it is horribly sad. and you know, maybe i'm in the minority here, but that shit just never really did it for me, at least not shoving that fuckeroo in there and going to town. that's just not the kind of stimulation that's really necessary, and it kind of distracts from what you're really trying to do. then again, i have limited experience with power tools in the bedroom because they're pretty expensive to be just experimenting with all the time.

[Colenzo]

lotsa girls just use the clit :3 lol

[Day]

yes, it is horribly sad. and you know, maybe i'm in the minority here, but that shit just never really did it for me, at least not shoving that fuckeroo in there and going to town. that's just not the kind of stimulation that's really necessary, and it kind of distracts from what you're really trying to do. then again, i have limited experience with power tools in the bedroom because they're pretty expensive to be just experimenting with all the time.

you need a manz hunny, wish I was your color

[Ivve]

lotsa girls just use the clit :3 lol

exactly, which is why the vibrator everywhere else is distracting. it's also awkwardly shaped for clit stimulation alone; the eggs/bullets work a lot better for that but it's still kind of funky.

and day, i have a man. i just killed the sex inadvertently by getting married. what kind of bullshit is that?

[Day]

exactly, which is why the vibrator everywhere else is distracting. it's also awkwardly shaped for clit stimulation alone; the eggs/bullets work a lot better for that but it's still kind of funky.

and day, i have a man. i just killed the sex inadvertently by getting married. what kind of bullshit is that?

See I'm setting the bar pretty good for myself before I get married. Don't want any crazy expectations like your relationship.

[Ivve]

yeah, apparently 3-4x a week (or once every other day) is an insane expectation.

/bitter

[Day]

That is kind of tremendous. I'm comfortable with once a week.

[Ivve]

also, you best stop believing that you can regulate any kind of expectations before you get married. it just helps to completely crush your spirit into a fine dust later, because anyone who's actively seeking to get married is a fucking liar who will say anything to make it happen.

[Ivve]

i'm 23; i easily have the vitality and stamina to go that often at this age, even being the one on top doing all the work.

[Day]

See my gf is 23, I'm 27. I don't have the same drive I used to. I just hate all the clean up after.

[Akanei]

then again, i have limited experience with power tools in the bedroom because they're pretty expensive to be just experimenting with all the time.

Dremel.

[Ivve]

i could maybe understand that if we didn't fuck on a towel and i didn't LITERALLY wash his balls/taint afterwards.

p.s. how unsexy is it to fuck on a towel? i mean, i even understand how it could be semi-erotic to take a shower together afterwards or just don't be a lazy dickhole and go fucking shower after you have sex. but i mean "hold on, let me get the towel" is seriously such a huge, giant turnoff it makes me not even want to be there. so unappealing.

[Akanei]

...K I lost it, there. http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/image.../eusa_clap.gif