Drunk black guy

**Abandon** · 2009-04-22 15:38

YouTube - Mr TURNER DUI

Holy shit, best laugh I've had all week.

**Mizango** · 2009-04-22 15:39

Charismatic at his finest.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-04-22 15:43

Originally Posted by Mizango

Charismatic at his finest.

When keeping it real goes wrong.

Video was funny.

**Abandon** · 2009-04-22 15:45

"Did you close your muthafuckin eyes?" Win. So, much, win.

**Faris** · 2009-04-22 15:54

fucking hilarious shit.

those cops are fucking annoying...are they always like that in the U.S? they're sound programmed.

**Charismatic** · 2009-04-22 15:55

You dumbasses, vices ain't me.

Demosthenes11 · 2009-04-22 15:58

Originally Posted by Firas

fucking hilarious shit.

those cops are fucking annoying...are they always like that in the U.S? they're sound programmed.

you have to be programmed in what you say or you get sued

**Abandon** · 2009-04-22 15:59

In his story... is he trying to stay he was tryin to get some skank heiffer out of his car, when the cop rolled up? Awesome.

**Kwijiboe** · 2009-04-22 16:19

"My life is already suspended, I'm already under suspicion."

Pretty amazing quote.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-04-22 16:27

Originally Posted by Kwijiboe

"My life is already suspended, I'm already under suspicion."

Pretty amazing quote.

Agreed.

**thebearofscience** · 2009-04-22 19:58

rofl. the look on his face at the very end.

**Jefe** · 2009-04-22 20:06

Pure gold.

**Azkarin2** · 2009-04-22 20:33

**Not Kuno** · 2009-04-23 08:43

And the remix
YouTube - Mr. Turner Remix!

**Bingbong** · 2009-04-23 08:52

For a drunk guy, he's got his 5th amendment rights down pat.

**Kajii** · 2009-04-23 10:51

that lady was a cunt

**Bingbong** · 2009-04-23 11:08

Originally Posted by Kajii

that lady was a cunt

**Crouchingllama** · 2009-04-24 14:21

this^

**Ohemgee** · 2009-04-24 15:14

Had to be Broward. JUST HAD TO BE BROWARD

**blkswrdsmn** · 2009-04-24 16:09

The banners on this thread before I logged in were great:

FIND YOUR BLACK SOUL MATE!!!

Thread: Drunk black guy