Perez Hilton loses Pageant for Miss CA

[Rhinox]

I don't understand how these are "judged" anyway... she's not "beautiful" physically or otherwise. Fake blond, fake tan, fake teeth, probably fake tits, michael jackson nose, small eyes...

Yeah. Imo the less makeup you need the prettier you are.

[Yuri-G]

So I'm a 10?

Sweet.

[Dimmauk]

I don't understand how these are "judged" anyway... she's not "beautiful" physically or otherwise. Fake blond, fake tan, fake teeth, probably fake tits, michael jackson nose, small eyes...

I agree, I'd still fuck her though.

[Kerberoz]

Well yeah, she's not ugly, but a 7 at best.

[Rhinox]

do you meet my criteria? if you do then yeah 10 for sure.

A. Do you have a penis?(if you answered no, please answer A1)
a1. Did you ever at one point have your penis removed
B. where you born a man?

If you answered yes to any of these questions Sorry not a 10

Spoiler: show

Unless you're johnny depp

[Yuri-G]

for what it's worth, I get told quite often that I look like Johnny Depp.

...in Edward Scissorhands

not actually true thank god

[GeneJackit]

Had she given the same answer but phrased it in an eloquent manner, I wonder what the results would have been. Maybe she still would have lost. Maybe not. At the very least she could have answered the question from a logisitical standpoint instead of spouting forth her own personal beliefs. I think I believe that would have helped.

Also, Perez Hilton is a worthless scumsucking piece of shit, but really, how is that newsworthy anymore?

Perez would've reacted in the exact same way no matter how she said it

[Demosthenes11]

Let's transcribe her answer:

"Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. You know what? In my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you."

Now let's analyze that!

Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. so far so good
We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. wait... what? first, no we don't. in most states, you can't. second, what the fuck is "opposite marriage?" I know what she meant, but wow, what an extremely awkward and horrible choice of words. hopefully she won't continue that trend
You know what? no, please tell us!
In my country, in my family, wait, in your country or your family? which one are we talking about here?
I think that I believe that you think you believe? what does that mean, you're not sure what your own beliefs are?
a marriage should be between a man and a woman hmm but you just said it's great that we live in a country where people can choose...
no offense to anybody out there well isn't that kind of you
but that's how I was raised and that's how the word "why" would have been a far better choice here, explaining "how" you believe something is more of that awkward word choice I was hoping you'd avoid
I think that it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you. interesting that, although you stated your beliefs on the subject, you never directly answered the question of what states should do

If nothing else, she completely lost her poise and stumbled awkwardly through the answer. Says a lot about her intelligence level, and isn't the pageant supposed to be about more than just beauty? Had she given the same answer but phrased it in an eloquent manner, I wonder what the results would have been. Maybe she still would have lost. Maybe not. At the very least she could have answered the question from a logisitical standpoint instead of spouting forth her own personal beliefs. I think I believe that would have helped.

Also, Perez Hilton is a worthless scumsucking piece of shit, but really, how is that newsworthy anymore?

Nobody gets a 0 for an answer ever. Even the maps girl a year ago didn't get a 0. When she was saying people could choose one or the other, she meant "people could vote and get what they want." or at least that's what I took from it. horrible answer in general but it could have been a lot worse

[Suited Aces]

I think that I believe that

This is why I think she should be runner-up at best.

[EternityEnd]

I mean, all this must be pretty insulting to the woman who actually won Miss USA(Miss North Carolina.)

Miss CA is pretty fucking arrogant to assume that she would have won 100% if she hadn't gotten the same question. On that note, I have to agree with lolPerez: "Stupid bitch."

With that said, lolbeauty pageants.

[Dezzimal]

People who hate on her for not supporting gay marriage are no better than the people who actively seek to disenfranchise gay people. It seems like nobody can accept a person who doesn't support gay marriage without raging and calling them a homophobe, when in reality they're not disenfranchising gay people so much as attempting to preserve the rights of straight people. Pro-straight != Anti-gay. Invariably someone is going to make some allusion comparing what I said to "White power", and you're a fucking moron if you think thats anywhere near what I just said.

[Azkarin2]

I'm not sure what pisses me more... Perez Hilton or the amount of people that pay attention to him to keep him in the limelight.

[Jodwahh]

If a pageant is basicly sucking up to the judges then saying gay people don't deserve marriage to a gay judge is obviously a pretty bad idea. It's not exactly news that perez draws cocks onto pictures of people he doesnt like, Christ he's been doing the same shit for years.

[archibaldcrane]

People who hate on her for not supporting gay marriage are no better than the people who actively seek to disenfranchise gay people. It seems like nobody can accept a person who doesn't support gay marriage without raging and calling them a homophobe, when in reality they're not disenfranchising gay people so much as attempting to preserve the rights of straight people. Pro-straight != Anti-gay.

Pro-straight doesn't equal anti-gay. You're right. Being against the rights of gay people, such as the right to marry, equals anti-gay. Not allowing gender-blind marriage harms gay people and has NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on straight people.

The rights of straight people are preserved whether gays are allowed to marry or not. It doesn't remove their rights.

I'm not even sure why I'm breaking this down for you - somehow you are stupid enough to think that allowing same-sex marriage hurts the rights of straight people, a logic-leap that I cannot even begin to fathom. There's no way you're going to understand what I'm typing right now.

[Correction]

Pro-straight doesn't equal anti-gay. You're right. Being against the rights of gay people, such as the right to marry, equals anti-gay. Not allowing gender-blind marriage harms gay people and has NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on straight people.

It's not part of her quote whether or not gay marriage should be against the law. She made a statement of belief. Perez Hilton pulls the classic fag move of asking a country bred girl to inject politics into a beauty pageant then exploding in a river of menstrual material like he's the one who got slapped in the face.

Shit tabloid reporter runs another shit tabloid hitjob on a semifamous person to promote own ego. Film at eleven.

Nothing else to see here, folks.

[altwight]

hay guys let's have trial for a black guy who shot a white man with a jury full of white racists men.

[Plight]

If it had been a Miss America wet T-shirt contest, this would have been entirely a non-issue.

[Haiko]

the real question is how the fuck Perez Hilton offer to be a judge?

[Jefe]

Miss California should've won, IMHO.

[Tyche]

Pro-straight doesn't equal anti-gay. You're right. Being against the rights of gay people, such as the right to marry, equals anti-gay. Not allowing gender-blind marriage harms gay people and has NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on straight people.

The rights of straight people are preserved whether gays are allowed to marry or not. It doesn't remove their rights.

I'm not even sure why I'm breaking this down for you - somehow you are stupid enough to think that allowing same-sex marriage hurts the rights of straight people, a logic-leap that I cannot even begin to fathom. There's no way you're going to understand what I'm typing right now.

"NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER" is subjective. At the same time that you are criticizing him for being so stupid, you are being completely ignorant that it affects someone's long standing moral beliefs. This moral dilemma will separate families. I do agree with you that the country should evolve, and this should probably be legal. I don't think we should let century old morals hinder the advancement of our nation as a whole, but I understand...