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  1. 2009-04-23 08:49 #21
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    Hey man, I just tell it like it is.
  2. 2009-04-23 08:50 #22
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    You know, now that i think the US is going to have an opening for a new state... how about PR? We have Jesus but not jesus lovers. We have sea beeners who... are probably more attractive.
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    I stress probably.
  4. 2009-04-23 08:51 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    You know, now that i think the US is going to have an opening for a new state... how about PR? We have Jesus but not jesus lovers. We have sea beeners who... are probably more attractive.
    Aren't you a Jesus lover?
  5. 2009-04-23 08:52 #25
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    No, i'm Jesus.
  6. 2009-04-23 08:53 #26
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    We would probably be a better state than Texas if you don't mind us dumping dogs over a bridge every now and then.
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    Those were terrorist dogs.
  8. 2009-04-23 09:21 #28
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    More Texas being fucking dumb: Rep. Joe Barton (R, naturally) epically faceplants trying to gotcha Dr. Steven Chu.

    Barton: Dr. Chu, I don't wanna leave you out, you're our... you're our scientist. I have one simple question for you in the last six seconds. How did all the oil and gas get to Alaska and under the Arctic Ocean?

    Chu: [Nervous-sounding laughter] This is... this is a complicated story, but, but oil and gas is the result of hundreds of millions of years of geology, and in that time also the plates have moved around, and so it's the combination of where the sources of the oil and gas are...

    Barton (interrupting): Well, I mean, isn't it obvious that at one time it was a lot warmer in Alaska and on the north pole? It wasn't a big pipeline that we created in Texas and shipped it up there and put it underground so we could now pump it out and ship it back.

    Chu: No. There are... there's continental plates that have been drifting around throughout the geological ages...

    Barton (interrupting): So it just drifted up there?

    Chu: That's certainly what happened. And so it's the result of things like that.
    The Rep. is trying to imply that it must've been much warmer in the North Pole/Antarctic regions because there's oil there. lol.
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    Ugh.
  10. 2009-04-23 10:00 #30
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    Texas is the only state in the USA that has stupid people. The stupid people in other states must have come from Texas and moved to other states to be stupid there.

    Yall just mad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Texas is the only state in the USA that has stupid people. The stupid people in other states must have come from Texas and moved to other states to be stupid there.

    Yall just mad.
    No, it's actually true.
    The world was full of geniuses until... Texas.
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    I must say, the argument these Texans are making is very convincing. Y'all just hatin.
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    Convince me that there are more stupid people in Texas or else the North is just butthurt that it has smaller penes.
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    Where's the mellow grunty, Day?
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    You never told me what that meant
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    I can't deal with this shit.
  18. 2009-04-23 10:06 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Convince me that there are more stupid people in Texas or else the North is just butthurt that it has smaller penes.
    If you think about it logically, it's not so much that they have smaller penises as much as it is that Texans have larger penises.
    Sounds like the same thing, but think about it... butthurt.
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    sorry
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