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    Just hurting his own cause and too stupid to realize it. Resisting arrest, what a model citizen. The whole world is watching and laughing their asses off.

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    What a horrible wizard, he should have casted a spell of Lighting resistance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    when you resist arrest, you get tazed - why is this surprising / shocking?
    ><;

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    Yup, once again, a use of force that could have been avoided if the idiot just listened to the officers orders.

    You get a chance to plead your case after the police take you into custody. If he had just stopped, and let them cuff him, he could have avoided the pain, the publicity, and the bad press.

    I mean hell, it's California, when he went to trial/hearing/whatever, the courts would've let him off with something like "time served" or community service anyway.

    Scores a 9.5 on the stupidity scale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    What a horrible wizard, he should have casted a spell of Lighting resistance.

    THATS FUNNY!

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    Loved the part when the semi-hot girl walks by and shakes his hand, then looks right at his junk and smirks when she walks away. Top shelf.

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    I don't see how anyone could be upset about how the police reacted. It's clear that the guy was being an unreasonable pain in the ass (for reasons that escape me, maybe he just wanted to make a scene.) I enjoyed watching his naked ass get tased, thanks OP.

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    was that actually a penis, or like some nub left over from an amputation?

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    I love how everyone there called the police assholes.. lol. Police are the boss. When you ignore the boss, you pay for it.

    If im naked, ignoring the cops, throwing shit around like im 5, and resisting arrest, I KINDA THINK I MIGHT GET TAZERED BRO.

    PS - cop shoulda went with a full on people's elbow into the guys stomach, not just a knee.

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    I'm pretty sure he has what's called a micropenis.

    Micropenis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    That was a pretty funny video. Things like this make spam worth reading.

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    Thats a woman

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    You people think that penis is small?

    Should go without saying that this is also NSFW:

    Howard Stern: Small Penis Contest

    Don't go to DailyMotion for the full screen version unless you have an account, as the video won't play there otherwise.

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    man thats a small cock

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    I thought thread title was about some cool band @ Coachella. I am dissapoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    cool band @ Coachella
    This has become an oxymoron.

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    gonna save some hot babes and punch radiation in the mouth.
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    he has a knob... wtf?

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    If my dick where that small I in no way would show it off like that.

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    Damn that's a tiny knob. mine is even bigger

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