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  1. 2009-04-27 15:58 #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plow View Post
    he's lucky the other dude was a complete fucking pussy that was absolutely scared to death of the possibility of losing to a guy with no arms or legs


    could have gotten the living shit beat out of him terribly if dude had any confidence whatsoever
    I hate to say, but I agree with you. The guy was a 0-2 already, game over man if you lose to a guy with no arms or legs.
  2. 2009-04-27 16:04 #82
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    I don't know what was funniest...

    The jabs Kyle threw at the guy.

    The fact the guy actually protected himself at said jabs.

    The furious crawling.

    The fact the dude dodged his crawling repeatedly.

    The fact that this match went the duration. The dude should go 1-2 but banned from MMA
  3. 2009-04-27 16:08 #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azkarin2 View Post
    I don't know what was funniest...

    The jabs Kyle threw at the guy.

    The fact the guy actually protected himself at said jabs.

    The furious crawling.

    The fact the dude dodged his crawling repeatedly.

    The fact that this match went the duration. The dude should go 1-2 but banned from MMA
    The furious crawling was the funniest.
  4. 2009-04-27 20:01 #84
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    his charging/crawling reminds me of a bull charging.

    This guy is just making MMA look bad IMO. MMA is about striking, submitting, countering, kicks. This guy can't do any of that.
  5. 2009-04-27 20:05 #85
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    holy shit, this guy needs to cosplay the creepy little crawling torso guys from the hospital in silent hill 3...
  6. 2009-04-27 20:09 #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    The furious crawling was the funniest.
    He should put taps on his limbs so he sounds like a giant mechanical spider on a tile floor.

    ticktickticktickticktick...ticktick
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    http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y27...03/Slurper.jpg
  8. 2009-04-27 20:17 #88
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    Oh my god I'm now wondering why the hell this fight was sanctioned even more than before. That's so terrible.
  9. 2009-04-27 20:24 #89
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    oh sweet jesus i'm going to hell for laughing
  10. 2009-04-27 20:42 #90
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    Its really nice seeing a man of conviction trying this hard to get a leg up in the world

    also reminded me of Voldo from Soul Caliber
  11. 2009-04-29 15:02 #91
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    I'm pretty sure the fight wasn't sanctioned. It was held in some state that doesn't have regulations, which makes sense because Maynard didn't have gloves on which is a no-no.
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