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    84 year old kicks ass!

    TACOMA, Wash. -- Ted Mazetier may be a grandfather, but at 84 years old, he's still got his chops.

    And two men learned that the hard way.

    Mazetier was driving down South Proctor Street Wednesday night when he spotted a car on the curb and two guys standing nearby. He thought they needed help, so he stopped.

    But as soon as he pulled over, the two men pounced.

    "The guy comes over to my car, and unfortunately my window was open, because he cold-cocked me. I mean, just sucker-punched me. Just bam!" Mazetier said.

    The punch left quite a shiner on Mazetier.

    "It hurts. It hurts right now," he said.

    But he wasn't about to take a beating sitting down.

    You see, Mazetier is a World War II veteran who also happened to spend his entire career watching over criminals imprisoned in the U.S. penal system. In short, he can handle trouble.

    "When I opened the door, he started toward me and I kicked him in the balls," he said.

    When the other man charged, Mazetier put his feet up and kicked him in the belly.

    "He kind of bent a little and went down. And I went around the guy and I'm in the street, and I'm waving for cars to stop and, you know, help."

    The two men fled, not having gotten whatever they were looking for.

    Moments later, a passerby came to Mazetier's aid. That person had happened to get a glimpse of the fleeing men, and described them to police.

    "And so the next thing I know, I was in the hospital and when the cops came in the hospital - the same ones that interviewed me - they said, 'We got 'em.' And I said, 'Thank God.'" Mazetier said.

    Tacoma police believe the same two men assaulted another victim earlier in the evening in the same part of town.

    Mazetier is recovering, still dealing with the shiner and the shock.

    "It's wrong. It's absolutely wrong," he said.
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    Its cool to see people like that get a proper wooping, its sad we see more of this it seems nowadays though, makes you wonder about some people's morales.

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    Looks more like Anthony Hopkins in The Edge.

    http://i17.tinypic.com/2zrdff4.jpg

    Bonus pic of Hannibal killing a bear:

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    These two could be brothers D:

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    in before guartz calls him a professional murderer.

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    "Get out! This is a car jack!"
    "Well of course this is a car but my name is not Jack, it's Greg."

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    Don't mess with seniors lol.

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    "The guy comes over to my car, and unfortunately my window was open, because he cold-cocked me. I mean, just sucker-punched me. Just bam!" Mazetier said
    Never heard anyone say that before..

    But Good job gramps

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    lol awesome. Props to gramps.

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    Lol when I first saw that I thought it said cock block. I've been playing this game too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    Looks more like Anthony Hopkins in The Edge.

    http://i17.tinypic.com/2zrdff4.jpg

    Bonus pic of Hannibal killing a bear:

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    These two could be brothers D:
    How about this guy?

    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/attac...1&d=1240593940

    Hey grandpa.. tell that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me some pancakes.

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    Big Boss remembers the basics of CQC.

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    He kicked the dude in the balls. That's not cool even when you're 84.

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    Self-defense isn't cool at any age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    He kicked the dude in the balls. That's not cool even when you're 84.
    I don't care who you are, if you punch me for no reason, don't expect me to fight clean. I'll break kneecaps, let alone kicking balls.

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    This guy was the inspiration for Bill.

    http://www.pushingplay.com/wp-conten...1/billrape.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosey View Post
    This guy was the inspiration for Bill.

    http://www.pushingplay.com/wp-conten...1/billrape.jpg
    LOL


    Yeah in a street fight im going eyes and balls.

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    lol, i love stories like this. Same thing happened to my late grandfather several years ago. 3 punks thought he'd be easy to rob since he was on a cane. By the time he was done he was bitching about having to buy a new cane cause he just started beating them with it

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    I never understand why people don't go for the balls in every fight. Being a guy I know it's a 1shot and you're out seems logical to me if I'm defending myself.

    Props to old d00d for having a brain.

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