You ever have to describe a dream then realize you're retarded?

[Ryko]

K well after throwing down with a friend over my being a prick in brawl and hitting him, my water broke or something since I was having a kid for my parents then after traveling past a crackhead holding a baby that had to have at least been 7, still hanging off the cord crying like a mother fucker and then through a scare house we made it past some military to right before the hospital, where there was a standoff between 3 guys and yet more military. They were pissed that we came around the corner and were about to shoot me (all the while i was yelling about the baby) when I somehow shot one and the military opened fire and killed em all, or so I thought. One got up and was reasdy to finish me once and for all when all my friends started laughing about it being one of those stupid internet prank things like "you are an idiot". I complained about it crashing me out of FFXI, which apparently I had in japanese and as a result accidentally clicked create character (the only option for create is to make a japanese woman) instead of selecting my level 308 character that wasnt even fucking mine (it was the name of a friend's character but it was like all of his character levels mixed). I said screw it, I wanted to pick my character so I could go back to giving birth but I got distracted by what I guess was a replacement for my old Rykoshet character. But this new rykoshet was literally just ike, who apparently beats the shit out of metaknight and his shuttleloop walljumping ass even inside castle zvahl, where quick draw makes it apparently really easy to get to dracula to finish the quest to obtain the most powerful sword in the game (or so bob kelso informed me). I was like "that's nice and all but I dont wanna fight dracula with this baby inside of me" (which apparently wasnt painful) and that I'll come back to it with Ikeoshet when I had the kid and then leveled Ike up to get some grenades and C4. Bob kelso wasn't happy with this (or rather that he had 2 thumbs and didn't give a crap about my shit) and it looked rather obvious they were gonna drag me there for some other nefarious plot.

Then I woke up. Scared.

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tl;dr

[Pikarya]

Black dreams.

[Darkslitter]

ike, who apparently beats the shit out of metaknight and his shuttleloop walljumping ass

Here's where you lost me

[Colenzo]

black people dont have dreams cmon now

[Casey_]

Giant maneating lobsters that spin webs and live in sewers.

summary of a dream I had when I was like 8

[Shiroikage]

Yes.