Help Me Get an A

[TribalCelestial]

Not really

[Dezzimal]

Look the rules of the internet clearly state that whenever someone asks for help in such a manner as the OP, the only sensible thing to do is screw them over and make sure they do not get what they want.

Rally the troops.

[Maxxthepenguin]

God and to think I enjoyed the play and book her name is derived from.

I voted for the OP, not because it was better but because he asked. Tally-ho and good luck, etc.

Wicked witch? MORE LIKE WICKED BITCH

[travOtaku]

So Elphaba e-mailed the teacher the link to the thread. What would be fantastic is if he registered and told Elphaba himself to STFU. A post from the professor will make this thread beyond epic.

If this were to happen, I would not even care if I lost the contest by 378256238179468146237846 votes.

That would make my semester.

[TribalCelestial]

Wicked witch? MORE LIKE WICKED BITCH

I know right, no wonder he got fired.

[Deftscythe]

I'm sure the professor will thank Elphaba for saving him from himself and retire from teaching in shame.

[Shuemue]

It's funny, Elphaba is A-OK with Lysny hacking and stealing accounts, even transferred to play FFXI with her, but it's a moral outrage to canvas for votes for a school contest.

[Beckwin]

the moral here?








elphaba is an obnoxious bitch.

[0ni0n]

Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words,
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

[Pringles]

Be careful or be roadkill

[travOtaku]

News Headline:

Morally Maimed Man Murders Methodical Mastermind for Manipulating Messageboard to Maximize Marks.

[gamez]

E-mailing somebodies professor, simply because they asked for a little boost polling in a field you think you're fucking high and superior in, has to be the biggest self-indulgent swine move I've seen hit General.

Considering how many threads asking for this kind of thing come up, the only reason to intervene and take it upon yourself to fuck with them had to have been a pride move, should slap a muzzle on her and call it a day before she nominates herself to judge anyone elses business.

[Aerides]

I was not going to bother to click/read/vote.

However, I was compelled to vote for the OP by the end of page 1.

Rationale: A vote for the OP is a vote against Elphaba.

[0ni0n]

elphaba is an obnoxious bitch.

bears repeating

[Deftscythe]

Ironically, Elphaba getting up on her horse will probably cause more people to vote for the OP.

Oh god did I use "ironically" right there? Someone tell me as smugly as possible.

Edit: Aerides proved my point as I was making it. lol

[Dezzimal]

Rationale: A vote for the OP is a vote against Elphaba.

Despite elphaba being elphaba, it is my belief that the OP does deserve the threat of a counter-insurgency in this poll. Some of you need to get a rage-splitter device so you can channel at more than one target.

[izembo]

voting against elphaba on all my comps

[travOtaku]

Benjamin Gowar has just boosted his tally from 79 to 135 in the course of 10 minutes.

Something tells me, Elphaba, that he didn't just ask 50 family members to vote for his work.

[Cephius]

Best thread in general, 2009 edition!

Carry on~

[Norellicus]

I'm not voting for anyone's. If i were, i'd vote for Kat's

YEAH BE THE HARDCORE REBEL

Seriously, you bitch and moan about bulky opening lines and then pick the one that has zero substance?

lollllllllllllllllllllll