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  1. #581
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Spam, I implore you.

    Help me get in dem panties.
    throw on the trillville tape (yeah, you still got a casette player, don't like) and get at it

  2. #582
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    David says he also will not take monopoly money

  3. #583
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    I got 50 right here, offer still apply if the 'participant' is different?

    Matter of fact, I got 347 in my wallet right now... it's all his if we get rid of the white-out.

  4. #584
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Yeah, we'll go with you being the cockblock, right.
    I'm sorry Sera.

  5. #585
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    Again you're testin' too much. The second I'm there with a 50 and some whiteout he better have his coat ready to go on a walk.

    Or he can watch.

  6. #586
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    Sorry, the whiteout is a non-negotiable stipulation. Note that latex paint will not work in lieu of whiteout, because I am allergic

  7. #587
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    Ryko, you up for sloppy seconds? I'll try not to tear it up too bad.

  8. #588
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    Hell, he can participate.

  9. #589
    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
    SASSAGE KING OF DA WORLD
    cheap hawks gay

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    This should do the trick

  10. #590
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Sorry, the whiteout is a non-negotiable stipulation. Note that latex paint will not work in lieu of whiteout, because I am allergic
    Well, there is always rape... but I wanted you to get over said fear and not magnify it.

  11. #591
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    wow old song is old

  12. #592
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    wow old song is awesome
    fixed

  13. #593
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    till u say sto-

    fuck that.

  14. #594
    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    There'd be no rape if more dudes knew to just play some Silk or Keith Sweat solo

  15. #595
    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    shit's automatic

  16. #596
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    Silk doesn't actually work unless the woman is over 26 and has horrible taste in music.

  17. #597
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    There'd be no rape if more dudes knew to just play some Silk or Keith Sweat solo
    Well, I don't know... there is Japan afterall.

  18. #598
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Silk doesn't actually work unless the woman is over 26 and has horrible taste in music.
    fighting words

  19. #599
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    Seriously, you don't know how many bitches I've pulled with "Don't keep me waiting" lyrics.

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    Probably not enough to keep a chain going.

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