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[Colenzo]

Fuck, I'm gonna get a boner everytime I see a crying woman now... :/

glad i could be of assistance

[Charismatic]

glad i could be of assistance

I just hope this doesn't end up putting me in any awkward situations.

[Sera]

that shit stings, so not a joking matter, hurts like a bitch

[Charismatic]

tell us more

[Ryko]

If she doesnt know personally she will soon enough

[Mizango]

Fuck, I'm gonna get a boner everytime I see a crying woman now... :/

Damn dawg, you just made your point. This morning I said real men cry semen. I fucking stand corrected lol.


Goddamn, that was indeed gay.

Fuck that, this nigga Char is neva wrong. orz

[Day]

Either I'm getting whooshed, or Day is admitting he's bad at sex.

wow

[Ryko]

I like how she acted like being whooshed is only one of the options.

[Ashira]

hahaha

i'm sorry but

hahahaha

totally went to bed at the wrong time last night obviously.

gonna have to admit i am right sometime. you know who you are.

[Colenzo]

howcome when you jerk off in the shower, my jizz turns into super glue even when I was it off with soap -.-

[Ruuz]

when the apocalypse comes I want a woman who can both breed strong children, and pull the plow when we need to harvest our food

we have a similar taste in women

[Ksandra]

wow

Look at your sentence! You get paid to have sex for 50 seconds, and after it the woman appreciates her man and her life is better. If you gave good fucking sex, she'd still be miserable knowing she's married and can't have you outside of cheating, which will lead to more drinking and raging till her husband beats her the fuck up, which will lead to more drinking/raging.

The only kind of paid sex that will solve a married woman's problem is really bad sex to make her realize her husband isn't so bad after all.

srly, you guys need to learn how women think.

[_chuchu]

howcome when you jerk off in the shower, my jizz turns into super glue even when I was it off with soap -.-

dick cheez nigga

[Kiarax]

I have never been so ashamed to be a woman.

[Kiarax]

woman

lol

[Ruuz]

srly, you guys need to learn how women think.

One of these years.......

[Ksandra]

I have never been so ashamed to be a woman.

We're all fucking nuts. Myself included.

[Bagel]

14 pages = tl;dr

Any highlights?

[sruon]

howcome when you jerk off in the shower, my jizz turns into super glue even when I was it off with soap -.-

Why am I jerking you off in the shower?

[Sera]

14 pages = tl;dr

Any highlights?

Honestly it's worth it.