Tell me your worst joke!

[0ni0n]

saw this on raddit, i am sure BGers have to have to pretty bad jokes.

[Dimmauk]

What do you call bees that produces milk?

Boo Bees.

[Azkarin2]

Women's rights

[Plow]

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Juan

[0ni0n]

the worst joke so far on reddit,

A little black kid is baking with his grandmother. He throws some flour on his face playfully and says "Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"
Granny sends him into the other room to tell his father what he said. He walks up to his father and says "Look, Daddy, I'm a little white boy." His father backhands and him and sends him to tell his mother.
Nervously, the kid walks up to his mother and says "Look, Mommy, I'm a little white boy." Mom slaps him and sends him back into the kitchen.
"Have you learned anything?", asks Granny.
"Yes," replies the boy, "I've been white for five minutes and I hate niggers already."

[Conformity]

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Olive.

Olive Who?

Olive you so much!

[TelosIllumini]

FF related:

A SAM and a DRK walk into a bar.

The DRK missed.

Southpark:

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

(The fishst/d/icks joke does not belong in this thread )

[0ni0n]

What's black and blue, and doesn't like sex?
The 11 year old in my trunk.

[Ragnell]

I always lol at Drk's missing

[Azkarin2]

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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I don't cum on an apple before I eat it

[Ragnell]

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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I don't cum on an apple before I eat it

Wow that was bad :/

[Flarega]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

[Devia]

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, what are you in the meantime?

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European

[Daydreamer]

What did Hitler say to the black jew?

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Back of the oven!

This one only works in german -

Was ist die beste jüdische Witz?

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Auschwitz

[thestalkmore]

What did Hitler say to the black jew?

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Back of the oven!

This one only works in german -

Was ist die beste jüdische Witz?

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Auschwitz

HAH

[Dimmauk]

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?

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Depends

[Penthesilea]

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex

[Azkarin2]

What does 70 year old pussy taste like?

[spoiler]Depends[/spolier]

I don't know what was funnier... the joke or the [/spolier]. Kudos to you good sir.

Damn you ninja edit!

[The Stig]

How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?

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Shit in her cunt.

[Feielle]

Whats the best part about fucking twenty five year olds?

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There's twenty of them!