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  1. 2009-04-27 14:46 #21
    Yuri-G
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    What do you call bees that produces milk?

    Boo Bees.
    that is the best bad joke ever.

    OMG halloween costume idea! ghost bee, and when people ask you what you are, you say "I'm a boo bee!"

    this is fantastic.
  2. 2009-04-27 14:48 #22
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    Light the Kuno signal, this thread has his name all over it.
  3. 2009-04-27 14:51 #23
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    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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    The Holocaust
  4. 2009-04-27 14:53 #24
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    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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    Christopher Walken
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    Why do bears have fur coats?

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    Because they'd look stupid in tweed.
  6. 2009-04-27 14:57 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azkarin2 View Post
    I don't know what was funnier... the joke or the [/spolier]. Kudos to you good sir.

    Damn you ninja edit!
    LOL
  7. 2009-04-27 14:57 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd View Post
    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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    Christopher Walken
    Fuckin LOL
  8. 2009-04-27 15:02 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd View Post
    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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    Christopher Walken
    oh my fucking god that is horribly awesome.
  9. 2009-04-27 15:05 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feielle View Post
    Whats the best part about fucking twenty five year olds?

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    There's twenty of them!
    I think this picture makes it funnier.

    http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/m...8135189fp7.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    that is the best bad joke ever.

    OMG halloween costume idea! ghost bee, and when people ask you what you are, you say "I'm a boo bee!"

    this is fantastic.
    For some reason this is one of the only jokes I ever remember. It was funny when I was 8 years old, and its still funny.
  11. 2009-04-27 15:26 #31
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    What kind of fish do dogs enjoy chasing?

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    CATFISH!!!! (man that's terrible)
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    The blind dinosaur joke is from Jurassic Park...

    Also: A little boy comes home from school and is all excited as he walks up to his mom: "Mom, mom, today the teacher asked a question in class, and only I knew the answer!"
    His mom: "What was the question?"
    -"Who farted?"
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    to johnny deeper or not to johnny deeper, that is the question
  14. 2009-04-27 15:36 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldoldman View Post
    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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    The Holocaust
    I really like the idea of this joke being some kind of rhetoric. Every time someone asks me "You know what's worse than...?" I'm just going to answer with "The Holocaust."
  15. 2009-04-27 15:41 #35
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    I think Skjie won this contest in the last thread with this http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/67739...ml#post2424694
  16. 2009-04-27 15:54 #36
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    Two cows are in a field, one cow says to the other, "Have you heard about that mad cow diesese?"
    The other cow responds "Yeah, but why would I care about that, i'm a chicken"


    .. >.>
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    How do you keep the neighbor kids out of your yard?

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    rape them
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    What is the only reason I am not banned from BG?

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    nudes of my sister
  19. 2009-04-27 16:02 #39
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    How do you get a fat girl into bed?

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    Piece of cake.
  20. 2009-04-27 16:05 #40
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    What do you call someone else's cheese?

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    Nacho Cheese
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